Jessica

Dressica

[🥊 @ar1stotl3]

Me:

Boy with one dangling earring:

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[lucy,, @curledbitch]

THIS SHIT MAKES ME LAUGH SO FUCKING MUCH

[Niko @neeks_pacheeks]

The exagerrated paper flip when you knew you the first one done was the ultimate flex

[áine @evansusually902]

When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors go ccssssssssss and not jkfxzkzjkxjkkxxjxkxjkc 👌😩

[idk. @ojoscafe]

A thread:

The following set of tweets detail what happened to me coming home Saturday night to University Heights in the BX. I am not doing this for attention/sympathy, but rather to warn the public, especially my fellow women, who may live in the area or know some1 who does.

[Sony @Sony]

#NationalRelaxationDay inspiration: @intanetz.

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Zodiac signs as my understanding of zodiac signs

Aquarium - wet

Pieces - two fish?

Air - good

Taurus - 0% APR for 72 months

Gini - wishful

Cancer - bad

Leo - one oscar

Virgin - me

Scorpion - also bad

Saggy terrorist - old and very bad

Candy corn - good on Halloween

[samantha @milkygoddess]

anyone wanna date so we can do cute fall things together like eat leaves

[Jessica @JessicaCval]

I just need to go to Iceland

[Raymond Reddington @Moe_Gali]

I really “damn that’s crazy” my coworker to death all day..even throw in a “wow are you serious?” To spice it up

[Jessica @JessicaCval]

@alexisjean914 You’re not allowed to have a good concept without me😂😂🤣😅🙃

[Jessica @JessicaCval]

Flying

[The Internet @intanetz]

HIVE MIND OUT NOW
https://t.co/ADyoTPVfnx

[Jessica @JessicaCval]

Goodbyes can be so beautiful yet still heartbreaking