Jessy Dumm

Living Legend. My son is the greatest.

[Mind Blowing @MindBlowing]

What if hogwarts isnt real, and Harry made up a false reality to cope with living under the stairs? #MindBlowing

[PaperchaseApparel @whiteboytatted]

I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out like a bitch

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

You know what would be really cool though? If I could afford to work part time.

[Rev Run @RevRunWisdom]

Not afraid .. I Just #prayed

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

"She's really pretty, but she's really annoying." Typical.

[Mack Boronkay @JuiceMackk]

What ever happened to long phone calls? 👍

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

Peanut Thai and a bubble bath. I'll take it.

[Mind Blowing @MindBlowing]

What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint? #mindblowing

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I follow celebrities on Twitter to remind myself that, though they are famous, I'm still more intelligent.

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

She's been going here since Kindergarten!

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

Oh sorry for being grumpy. Up late up early. Xoxo

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

Korn

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

Being serious though, I've come to terms with being a crazy lonely cat lady. I'm cool with it!

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

PEOPLE = SHIT. which is why I love cats so much

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

Don't get me wrong, my son is my world, but naptime is great.

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

My dog acts so weird sometimes, it's seriously like a horror movie, but then nothing happens.

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

If Brad Pitt was my husband I wouldn't ask for a fucking watch.

[Rev Run @RevRunWisdom]

Stop being afraid of makin moves! Do more! Fear less!! Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward! #Go!!

[Jessy Dumm @JessicaDumm]

@MondayBarr you may be brunette, but you're still my favorite blonde ;) ps I always forget you're only two months older than me. Weird