Fancy in Wonderland

You'd need an elevator to get up to my level of crazy.

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Why you so obsessed with me?

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

This is your reminder to drink water. Mine is coffee. 🤭

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

I used to be in love with an Aussie. Wya

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

Health experts: "Make sure to have 4 servings of fruit per day."

Me: *pushes strawberry garnish off the rim and into my cup*

"'Consider it done."

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

Y'all okay?

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

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Otherside: The Brim of the Swamp
Prepare for the Voyager's Journey very soon
Premint now open:
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[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

I DO MY HAIR TOSS 💁🏻‍♀️

CHECK MY NAILS 💅🏻

BABY HOW YOU FEELIN’? 🤔

FEELIN ᵒᵛᵉʳʷʰᵉˡᵐᵉᵈ

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

Imagine cheating on me and I super glue yo balls to yo ass while sleeping 🤔

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

Idk which is gonna ruin this relationship first my PTSD or my mental illness 🧐🤔

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

Idk what to do with my phone without Facebook and Instagram 🥴

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

I'm honestly the sweetest person you'll ever meet. 💖 But if the last guy I dated was on 🔥, I'd watch 😏 while I sipped my iced coffee. 🙌

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

Call me a stack of milk crates because I am dangerously unstable

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

Has anyone tried this yet?: I HEARD A SIDE EFFECT OF THE VACCINE FOR MEN IS THEY GET REALLY BIG PENISES. 👀

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

Ok so boom, long story short, I need 12 million dollars.

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

People who use "🥺" are interested in stargazing and rough sex

[Fancy in Wonderland @JessicaFancy]

If you have more than two psycho exes, you are the problem.