Jess

USI alumna | 27 | Registered Respiratory Therapist | #CubTogether

[Jess @JessicaOser]

Women: “I don’t feel well”
Every man ever: “just drink some water”

Oh ok why didn’t I think of that 🫠

[Jess @JessicaOser]

@obvious_shirts Kudos to my dad! I live in a sea of Cardinals fans and I’m so glad he picked a more sensible team 😉

My first obvious shirt was “I’m allergic to St. Louis” and I wore it when we were visiting the Arch 🤪

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

We wanna give away our Obvious Shirts seats (2 tickets) to any Cubs/Cardinals game of your choice.

To enter:
1. Retweet this.
2. Follow @obvious_shirts
3. Comment how you became a Cubs fan.

Winner picked Monday at 7pm.

[Jess @JessicaOser]

Not me crying bc Betty White died. I’m not okay. Don’t text. 😭

[Jess @JessicaOser]

@a_messRN Yes. Absolutely

[Jess @JessicaOser]

Are you really working in healthcare rn if you don’t cry on your way to work?

[Jess @JessicaOser]

@kmaree7 From spectrum? I canceled my cable so they weren’t bundled anymore and they said they couldn’t give me a lower price than $80. So I canceled and went with a different provider lol. Be careful when your promotional price ends bc they’ll try to screw you

[Jess @JessicaOser]

Not spectrum wanting to charge me $80 a month for shitty WiFi 🥴 canceled

[Jess @JessicaOser]

2021 was going pretty well… and then the trade deadline hit

[Jess @JessicaOser]

Cashier at the gas station randomly asked if I was okay. Like is my depression that noticeable by my body language? 😂😅

[Jess @JessicaOser]

@MichelobULTRA 9499. Pls surprise me

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

🔥FREE STUFF🔥Because he’s the man, Andrew Chafin wants to giveaway a signed “THE SHERIFF” Obvious Shirt! To enter: Retweet and follow @BigCountry1739 and @obvious_shirts. Winners announced Wednesday at 6pm!

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

.@ARizzo44 walk-off single! Cubs sweep!

Final (11): #Cubs 6, Dodgers 5. #CubTogether

[Jess @JessicaOser]

Duffy!!

[Jess @JessicaOser]

@AlexCunningham_ Same. It’s not fair 😂

[Jess @JessicaOser]

See you in September @machinegunkelly 😛 so exciteddddddd

[Jess @JessicaOser]

@janellegore24 I’m sorry it happened to you! It’s a terrible feeling lol. Thank you though!

[Jess @JessicaOser]

My body would decide to act up as soon as I turn 26 and my insurance is all sorts of messed up 🙃

[Jess @JessicaOser]

First mow of the year and my lawn mower didn’t break for once!! #AdultWin besides the fact that I had to call my brother bc I couldn’t figure out how to start the damn thing or get the gas to pour out of my gas can to fill it up :)

[Jess @JessicaOser]

DoorDash is undefeated. Made my day 😂