Jessica Sachs

she/her

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Time to update this comic. Pick up those robes, Ladies.

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@ThatEricAlper I was finishing a paper and accidentally bumped the power button with my knee and lost the entire thing.

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@MJMcKean Does everyone get a dwarf porn double, or just celebrities?

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@ThatEricAlper

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@CalltoActivism My guess is Ed the Sock. @EdtheSock

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@PapiAceFBC 100% true.

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@lZamX @delicatexthin Please, if you are going to be this funny you need to QUOTE TWEET

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@Ronxyz00 Is this guy played by the guy from Community? Why does he only play assholes?

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@Mathowitz IKEA, Thrift stores and marketplace

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@jonathanstea @CaulfieldTim @cbcgem I watched because I thought you were the first guy in the clip, which seemed brazen. I was relieved when your name came up later.

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@RabelaisBleu @ask_aubry You need to quote post this. So good!

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@clhubes Menswear Guy! Why does he know so much about menswear? How did he learn how to use his knowledge of menswear to burn every awful person on the internet?

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@OldGuy_67 @ThatEricAlper I really enjoyed it.

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@ThatEricAlper Black Coffee by Sarah Vaughn

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@OldGuy_67 @ThatEricAlper Did you read his autobiography? He explains how he found them.

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@ThatEricAlper I read, “a librarian and a woodpecker” and while I’m not quite sure about the role the woodpecker would play, I’d still watch this show.

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@ddbecker5454 @jayblackisfunny He’s still going. Alexa has to work fast to keep up.

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@Nick_Pettigrew You sound like you might have young children in your life.

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@doctormilfy All I can see here is a UTI.