Jessica

Life is like a puzzle with missing pieces

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

@Chadillac777 You’re on your own

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

A silver fox just told me I was beautiful, take that Kevin Samuels 😂

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

Keep your genitals safe out there #coldworld #arepeoplestillhashtagging

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

People: posting pics on IG
Me: gurl wtf you do to your eyebrows 😳🤣☠️

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

Unless he’s hittin the spot like avocado toast I don’t want him

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

Please keep these hating ass bitches away from me in the name of Jesus amen

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Pandas are majestic https://t.co/3Yf3ne2Foh

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

The accuracy

[SADISTIK @IAMSADISTIK]

100% chance our next president is a cunt.

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

Is it safe to assume people who wear crocs gave up on life?

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

Facebook be like: people you may know
Me: who tf are these busted ass hoes? 💀💀💀

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

Don’t talk to me hoe #workmood24/7

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not bipolar you’re just moody

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

New generation is weird why you liking my message just reply to em

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

I’m not an asshole, I’m just tired of everyone’s shit #fuckyall

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

#Emptyhospitals trending now

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

Sometimes karma’s an angel

[Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti]

We have a president who was born with a silver spoon in this mouth and insists on crapping on a gold toilet at the same time he denies children sleep, soap and a toothbrush. We should be ashamed and embarrassed by what America has become.

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

Me thinking about the past: I was a fool!
Me thinking about the present: I’m still a fool 😂 #selfawareness

[Jessica @Jessicasnuts]

Hits bowl, almost dies coughing, “the stars look beautiful tonight.”