JessSaysStuff

Knower of food safety facts. Lover of food animal production.🐂🐄🐑🐐🐖🐓First gen lawyer. RT ≠ endorsement. JD ‘23. Opinions my own.

[JessSaysStuff @jessin_progress]

Also MANY thanks to all the #lawtwitter folks On Here. Many of you took time to reach out to me personally when things were really bad. You encouraged me, inspired me, taught me, and ultimately welcomed me to your ranks. I promise I’ll pass on the favor.

[JessSaysStuff @jessin_progress]

Finally sworn in last week. I’m happy to be at the end of this very long road and I’m proud of myself for not walking away when my entire life was falling apart. Big thanks to Chicken Guts Guy for being very patient over the last two years while I picked up the pieces. ❤️🤍🖤💛

[JessSaysStuff @jessin_progress]

If you are studying for the bar, feel free to DM me. I have a TON of resources that I have collected. I failed Feb 24 and passed July 25 in a UBE jx with >266. People have shared with me and I just want to pass it back.

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I literally kicked JW in the face because he snuck under my desk and had a seat on my footrest. It didn’t reset his crossed eyeballs though.

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@OrinKerr Phew. I’m no expert but that was my (less well-reasoned) answer.

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@AMandoSch Something like this has happened to me before. I think my crusty little ancient terrier scared the poor possum to death.

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@AMandoSch Time to go get a stick and poke him

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@kirkjangel I remember my parents setting an example of what hard work looks like. I’m not too damaged 😂

[JessSaysStuff @jessin_progress]

Start law school when you’re 38

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

Millennials, it’s time to pick your midlife crisis:
- multiple years of celibacy
- age gap bf
- declare bankruptcy
- move to a cheaper midwestern city
- hit up your first love from high school
- quit drinking
- start drinking
- edible psychosis
- start making jewelry
- get an MBA

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Congrats to all the grads!! If you’re curious about law school—reminder that it really doesn’t matter what you studied in college. I double majored in economics and political science, with a minor in dance

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@DietCoke_Esq Animal Science here!

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@OPTester_Chris Thank you for saying this because I feel like you look cooler and smarter than I am and now I know I’m not alone. I’m having a case of the 8am Monday scaries today for some reason.

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@ProfRobAnderson Now I know why we had to do logic games on the LSAT.

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@Staceballs @PartyWaffle I’ve spent many weekends fixing stuff with the You Tube dads. Bless them, every one.

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@Staceballs lol I asked for a blend door actuator for my 2006 Ram and they told me I needed a door actuator. I’m like bro you have the VIN in my profile so you must know it has manual roll-down windows and locks. But next time it’ll be either an evap canister or a gas cap.

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@CecereCarl I really enjoyed Appellate Advocacy in law school and if I stepped out of my government/regulatory role, that is exactly where I would want to land. I can’t explain my current job to people so it would be nothing new 😂

[JessSaysStuff @jessin_progress]

I have also become the official form-filler-outer for the family.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Being a lawyer is just getting reached out to by a distant family member, friend or acquaintance with some variation of “Wow! You are so blessed with a beautiful family! Can I get some legal advice?” over and over again until you die.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Being a lawyer is just getting reached out to by a distant family member, friend or acquaintance with some variation of “Wow! You are so blessed with a beautiful family! Can I get some legal advice?” over and over again until you die.

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@chaosagent22 @TiredBambooLaw You know I never thought of it that way, but you’re right. It seems like a distinction without a difference at first but I think you’re on to something.

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@Jaspell Accurate. I’ve been to Asia (x3) and Italy for a month each for government travel. WiFi and plugs in Italy were a nightmare. Tell me why the sketchy hotel in Hubei had awesome everything? Not that I could use it but that’s another story 😂

[JessSaysStuff @jessin_progress]

If you are studying for the bar, feel free to DM me. I have a TON of resources that I have collected. I failed Feb 24 and passed July 25 in a UBE jx with >266. People have shared with me and I just want to pass it back.