Jessica Grace

Rescuer of apartment lobby abandoned plants.

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

Anyone else always come back from vacation feeling like you’re going to finally get all of your shit together? 😅

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

Just got cat called by a man walking with who I can only assume is his child…love that for the future of our world…

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

tiktok should do this

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

Doing some home projects and finding myself wishing I had a tool belt to make things more convenient and efficient.
…is this middle age?

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

Wishlist: unlimited budget for sport and lifting equipment

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

It was better than I could have even hoped for

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

I’m just a girl, standing in front of Twitter, asking it to finally show me the Trump mugshots

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

@vvolfsxblood God gives his hardest battles to his toughest soldiers

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

My ducks are not in a row they are in a mosh pit

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

Our sacristy bathroom seems to attract giant nasty spiders that look like wolf spiders and this isn’t normally my theology but that definitely feels like a devil thing

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

1 - Go to your own Facebook.
2 - Go to your 3rd oldest profile pic.
3 - Now go in your photos and pick the last selfie in your camera roll.
4 - Put them side by side and let's see the difference.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

biblical marriage is between one man and one woman and hundreds of his concubines

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

Fireworks have been banned for the holiday in the Portland area and some surrounding cities for the same reason - to avoid wildfires in this drought. And what did we hear all night last night? You guessed it 🎆

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

Hi hello yes I am 30 years old and I just learned how to wiggle my ears

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

ecclesiastes:

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

Kiss me outside of the Portland Peculiarium so I know it’s real

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

@CarissasNewLife Chateau St. Michelle!

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

A defining moment of my personality happened Christmas of ‘04. My parents somehow agreed to get me the Jay-Z + Linkin Park Collision Course album for Christmas. Imagine a 6th grade girl walking around bumping that album. You couldn’t tell me shit. Still can’t tell me shit.

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

@carrielynngray_ What’s stopping you!

[Jessica Grace @Jesskah_P]

In the past 24 hours alone I’ve seen - 1) someone walking their motorbike through the grocery store as they shopped, 2) a girl walk into a store with a black cat sitting on her shoulder (yes a real live cat), and 3) a man busking playing the French horn. Man I love Portland.