jess

she/her

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

@Louis_Tomlinson im sitting on the sofa opposite you....you look sexy.

[M @melosling]

Notice how it’s not pickleball court

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[molly ❤️‍🔥 @stateofmolly]

I feel like he was visited by a spirit in the night in December or January who told him that if he agreed to lose all the hype for Marty Supreme the Knicks would win it all and he instantly accepted that deal

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[garshmo @garshmo]

I’m lowkey in July but I don’t post about it

[jennie’s wife @jentayIor]

taylor should have shot him with a gun https://t.co/jGG2ZjAr6n

[bonnie @fwrosting]

you could be dying at the function and some bitch would pull out her canon g7x

[Daemar @daemarrrr]

Unmistakably a Chicagoan

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Marked As “Unsafe Individual” @tom_on_here]

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

[jess @jesslizard13]

your closet is playing hungry hippos and it’s winning

[you know who @ryanwlyr]

nigga what

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

As a catholic atheist

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I was in Brockhampton but I was just the guy who did payroll

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

I get… mad zooted I got this bad thing I recruited

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

top5 funniest ye moment