Jess S.

A progressive liberal MD/DC transplant in NOLA. This has got to be hilarious.

[🌟🦋 Earth2 🦋🌟 @34rthhasrisen]

@cheechandchong Don’t you have 10 percent Sativa gummies?

[Jess S. @JessLS2]

@dayoneapp I’ve tried to cancel my subscription- but can’t… please help. My father died 2 days before the auto re-subscription, and I just don’t have it in my budget now. Can someone help?

[Jess S. @JessLS2]

@JonBowzerBauman You were always my favorite when I was a kid- I watched right before I went to bed & would do the hand gestures & sing along in my PJ’s (much to my parents amusement). As an adult, I’m so grateful to know you are not only a great performer, but a damn good dude. Thank you. 💕

[Jess S. @JessLS2]

@JonBowzerBauman @alfranken @JonBowzerBauman You’ve been my favorite since the late 70’s, when I would sing along (and do the Bowser gestures) before I was put to bed. Thank you for being a delightful person when I was a kid, and more importantly, thank you for helping to protect my rights as an adult. 💕

[Jess S. @JessLS2]

@chrislhayes

[DFW Sports 4Life @Kennymack1971]

Want to force women that live in this state to have babies then when the babies get here do fuck all to protect them.

Fuck you Texas Republicans. Y'all ain't shit and ain't gonna ever be shit.

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

Fuck you @NRA Fuck you, every elected official who’s voted against gun reform. Fuck you @GregAbbott_TX and fuck you, every Republican voter who claims to be “pro-life” but don’t actually give the slightest shit about humans once their born. You are ignorant and complicit.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

I have news for Republicans:

Babies died today in Texas.
Someone’s babies.
Babies were murdered on your watch.
Babies died because of your policies.
But they were sentient and outside of the birth canal which means you don’t give a damn about those babies.
We see you.

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

“can you explain this gap on ur resume” it was then that Jesus carried me

[Jeff Zients Archived @WHCOS46Archive]

If you need to find a place to get the COVID vaccine, just text your zipcode to 438829. You'll get locations near you where you can get vaccinated!

[deray @deray]

Remember, accountability is what happens after the trauma, justice is the idea that the trauma shouldn’t exist in the first place.

The police have already killed over 300 people in 2021. One verdict does not bring them back.

The demand for justice continues.

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

BREAKING: Chauvin is GUILTY on ALL 3 COUNTS.

[Jess S. @JessLS2]

@CarlosMZ12268 @JennyBiddyBrady @_MariaBurnett Here you go! I think this is what that person was talking about:
https://t.co/RAC0Gqnz90

[Jess S. @JessLS2]

@et_tanleyy @VerizonSupport Oh, you too? 3 hours on hold here, told me to dm them, I did and I’m getting ignored here, too. Good times.

[Jess S. @JessLS2]

@VerizonSupport Can *someone* help me? I’ve followed and DM’d like you asked. What more do I need to do?

[Jess S. @JessLS2]

Really @verizonfios @VerizonSupport @Verizon? I just want my home internet back up...

[Jess S. @JessLS2]

@VerizonSupport I already did that. DM’d you 6 minutes ago.

[Jess S. @JessLS2]

@VerizonSupport @verizonfios what’s a reasonable amount of time to wait on hold? 1hr45min?

[Jess S. @JessLS2]

@Verizon what’s a reasonable amount of time to wait on hold? 1hr30min?