Jess Moon

just stupid thoughts that pop into my head mostly

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@dog_rates @budweiserusa This is Ollie, he’s a heckin good boy, and I’m willing to photoshop a @budweiserusa can in front of him if that’s what it takes

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FINAL:

COVID - 19
LIONS - 3

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@DatPatMadz @AtlaureHayes With the right attitude, a writing table can be a dining table💁‍♂️

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I know PetSmart has obedience classes, but where are these dogs going to learn how to manage their instagram accounts?

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It’s only called Mo Pop in the Midwest. Everywhere else calls it Mo Soda

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@BSzachta You had some big hands as a kid....

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@erikvh98 Might be the coolest guy in Florida

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@Kevin_Kulka13 Sail the 9 Holes instead of 7 seas?!? It could work

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New business idea: Pirate themed golf course with the signs that say yarrr-dige instead of yardage

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@SpiritBox_77 Just a bunch of secret service guys running around with crave cases

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This is absolutely disgusting...

No @tacobell at all?

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@nfolk12 Lmao I don’t know why I always think your birthday is the 23rd

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I’m so happy @TWSNOW still prints magazines instead of doing electronic copies. Something great about a physical magazine showing up and flipping the pages getting pumped for the winter to get here

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@iPurrple @Jake_the_snaake “The ol’ dick twist” 😂😂😂

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@laurennicolllee @ThatNerdJeremyD Currently on the 18th episode of the day with @DatPatMadz so same

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I’m in the wrong state...

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Snow in August? Thank you, Jackson Hole @jhski https://t.co/aVOpQmEdaY

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PSA: if you yell “root root root for the Tigers” at Fenway Park, you’re gonna get some dirty looks. But worth it.

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@AtlaureHayes

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In the battle to stop making plastic straws, that turtle picture must've been.....the last straw