bubble girl

I could have been something great. Winner of the “Best Avi” 10 years in a row. My tweet trophies are covered in dust.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

I’m a hater, but I’m not spreading hate. I’m just harboring it in my soul.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

@TheIronSherk @TheRolo How many Canadians are inflicted??

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

Privacy is now my luxury, my style and my peace.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

When you are smart, that doesn’t mean you’re not a dumb bitch.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

@bokneeya

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

There’s a new crossing guard at the corner of my street. I am not making eye contact, because then I am going to have to wave at him every morning. I’m not starting that!

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but - Okay it’s me.
I don’t need a new cup.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

My New Year’s resolution is to stop coughing.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

I don’t believe it’s 2024. I think it’s a lie.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Fuck FaceTime , I rode my Diamondback BMX bike 15 miles in the cold winter just to see a girl.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

I subscribe to the belief that the last 3 years haven’t “really” happened.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

Only a few days until everyone begins their healing journeys.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

How about a hallmark movie where the main character’s back and hips are killing her because she’s sitting on the floor for too long wrapping Christmas gifts!

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

There’s no law that says I can’t park at an electric car space even though I don’t have an electric car.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

Name a woman
ME: your mom

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

I get a little sad around the holidays but also all year round.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

Is it normal that I'm sitting at a bar with a cocktail ordering Cascade dishwasher tabs and other stuff from Amazon?

[rolo spears cage @TheRolo]

Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?"

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

Which one are you?
1. You have a healthy relationship to social media
2. You have seen every video on the entire internet

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

Stores in Staten Island are like, that’s $10 cash or $38 if you use your credit card.

[bubble girl @JessObsess]

If I ever told you that you were amazing, calm down. I have very low standards.