Jess

I never said I was brave, but I have a lot of hope, which they say is the bravest thing. Well, maybe I am.

[Jess @JessOfDay]

@MyEverettNews around 2/3 am there were a lot of police cars flying down Broadway towards I-5 south. Does anyone know what that's about?

[Jess @JessOfDay]

@seattletimes Naval Station Everett sailors have attempted to un-alive themselves on their ship, while in port. Neither their command nor big Navy has separated them (sending them home to their family) but has rather put them back to work with forearms still healing.

[Jess @JessOfDay]

@donaldglover What if there was a parallel universe where you were the star of its, "Reading Rainbow";
@levarburton, in this hypothetical reality, do you think you would rather have a picture of @donaldglover, or meet him face to face? 📚🌈📚

[Jess @JessOfDay]

@IwriteOK hey have you done an episode on Kenneth Copeland / word of faith movement?
I was raised in one of his buddy's church (Keith Moore) and the general shittiness and emotional/psychological abuse is something to behold.

[Jess @JessOfDay]

@EverettFire do you guys know what happened in front of the Jade Garden restaurant early those morning? I saw a lot of lights from emergency vehicles and a car that looked in rough shape

[Jess @JessOfDay]

@boburnham you did it. You got me to embrace Memento Mori. Fuck.
Thank you

[Jess @JessOfDay]

@boburnham I turned off your special to spend quality time with my toddler... That welcome to the internet song got me.

[Jess @JessOfDay]

Historian, a broad-gauge gossip.

History, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.

#funny #satire #thedevilsdictionary #WordOfTheDay

[Jess @JessOfDay]

@abrahampiper I've treated Phaidon Press like my ex. Leaving them messages asking for a book back. Consequently, Phaidon Press has treated me like my ex by ignoring me.

[Jess @JessOfDay]

Academe, n. An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.

Academy, n. (From academe). A modern school where football is taught.

#Satire
#dictionary
#TheDevilsDictionary

[Jess @JessOfDay]

Accountability, n. The mother of caution.
-Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
#TheDevilsDictionary
#WordOfTheDay
#funny
#Satire

[Jess @JessOfDay]

I'm reading The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce and felt like sharing beautiful definitions. Thanks @abrahampiper
Abasement, n. A decent and customary mental attitude in the presence of wealth or power. Particularly appropriate in an employee when addressing an employer.

[UNICORN RIOT @UR_Ninja]

Community outside of the courthouse in downtown #Minneapolis just completed 8:46 of silence for #GeorgeFloyd.

We are #LIVE hearing from community members: https://t.co/YtMpIYWcdG

[Jess @JessOfDay]

@MeUndies today I was chilling with my 1yr old wearing my panda undies. She pointed to one and said "cat" and I said "oh that's a panda" and she said "mmmm no cat, meow" then preceded to mew and point to and for every MeUndie panda.

[Saleem Javed | سلیم جاوید @mSaleemJaved]

Sweden stops treatment trial of #COVID19 with Chloroquine after some patients got severe side-effects such as seizure and vision impairment. https://t.co/4S36qLdaOR

[Jess @JessOfDay]

@leviweaver No probs! Your music has helped me through some really formative stages of my life. Right now I Am A Train, Dark Clay, Good From Evil and A Bad Example a Helping Hand are often on my mind.
#NewMom

[Jess @JessOfDay]

When the carbs and water you crave sober you up way too quick

[Jess @JessOfDay]

@IwriteOK hello!
I am drunk Jess
I think a lot about the end of the world and the terrible people in it.
I subject myself to the philosophy that if im nice enough to strangers they might not commit a murder that day.
If you're ever in a 45 mile radius of me let's play Jenga 🍻