Valerie 🍉

pfp & banner - @fury_johnson | I date @Moonl1ghtHowlin cause I'm super duper cool | I like Helluva Boss, DBD, Kingdom Hearts and other stuff idk 😛

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

@Moonl1ghtHowlin Is it such a crime for a girl to indulge in two shit games at once >:(

[EenNotenkraker24 @Krakernut]

So just finished watching Season 3 Part 1….. and uh…..
#HelluvaBoss

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

I don't think it's crazy to say that Blitz is easily the best father in the entire Hellaverse
I'm REALLY glad that Loona's been on his side for most of this season
They're the only two characters keeping me watching this show man I wish they didnt treat Blitz like shit 💔

[oracle ✨️ @_0rcale]

Im going to say something thats going to make even me throw up a bit.

Blitzø has never, not one time let Loona down or not been there and hes only been her dad 5 years. Blitzø didnt come for Stolas bc Loona was at the vet
Stolas ran to save Blitzø without thinking about Via 🫠

[snicker / kris || arg quartetpilled @snickerolli]

how it feels to dare to like blitz or any of the female characters in helluva boss

[Loona 🌙 @Moonl1ghtHowlin]

near death experience be damned my ass is STILL cracked at Fortnite

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

@MewtwoNega Can't think of a single person who WOULD use Mustn't, let alone BLITZ of all people, his ass wouldnt even be able to spell that correctly 💔

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

putting that aside, I think the way Loona texts is kinda cute... :)

I also really like that she's genuinely concerned for Blitz and was able to instantly piece together something was wrong when Robo Fizz took over cause she knows her dad cant spell for SHIT 😭

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

nvm this episode SUCKS what the FUCK

[captain smiley’s sidekick 🩵💛 @floofinian]

guys its okay i uploaded blitz’s conciousness into a better world

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

hi whoever priv qrt'd this do you like Loona

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

you know what, fuck it man
they should break Bee and Tex up and just let her and Loona make out
just give me anything man, why do we only have 1 sapphic pairing💔💔💔

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

it kinda drives me crazy how there's just little to no sapphic pairings in this show compared to the straight and gay pairings
Barbie and Kendra was like a breath of fresh air just for them to break up off screen
like okay I guess 😭

[mr evil femdom guy @serveriority]

THEORY: in the penultimate episode of s3 blitz will have his finger on the trigger ready to end it all when suddenly stella puts her hand on his shoulder and says 'trust me...he's not worth it'
stolas dies offscreen in a truck accident and the next ep they go shoppingggg

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

@serveriority Helluva Boss if it was ACTUALLY really good:

[queso ⋆｡° @arisqueso]

Free my man 💔 #HelluvaBoss

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

@ae_exe_ honestly yeah that's pretty much the entire plot of season 3 so far 😭

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

thoughts and whatever

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

dare I say she's one of the few characters in this show that hasnt been flanderized/is actually written relatively well
cause this season has been kinda shitty :(

[𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗶🐉💥 || Doomguy's boyfailure @EnderGoo]

friend req im so sick of that bird on my tl bro

[𓅣 WEZDARCHID 🇵🇪🇨🇦 🍉 @velvetwyrmz]

Here you go

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

@fleetspecwarcom true, actually, everything would be solved very quickly if they just let Blitz shoot everyone

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

@fleetspecwarcom They're 100% using it to fuck up Blitz even more and have him end up benching Loona AGAIN and start pushing people away and it's just so fucking stupid
I genuinely, GENUINELY hate the way they have been treating Blitz this season
It pisses me off so bad

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

how it feels having Loona as my comfort character

[Valerie 🍉 @JessPinkerman]

thoughts and whatever