Jess

not your average farmer’s wife

[Jess @Jesspless]

The answer to everything is and always will be... BLOCK HIM

[Jess @Jesspless]

@Allegiant I have spent over a total of 10 hours of my life on hold trying to contact you - I have sent multiple emails in 84 days- NO RESPONSE- I just need to talk to someone about MY MOTHER’S TICKET SINCE SHE HAS DIED AND I CAN’T DO IT ONLINE!!!!!! #YouMakeGrievingHarder

[Jess @Jesspless]

It makes me laugh that a director from a non-profit agency bashes me on FB for saying $1 was too much when buying in bulk- little does she know I have THOUSANDS OF $ in items from my mother passing away that I was going to donate instead of selling… not donating 2 them anymore!

[Jess @Jesspless]

@mary_stan1 😢😢

[Jess @Jesspless]

Only thing I keep thinking about right now is how we’re supposed to get 3-5 inches of snow and I don’t have a snow scraper 🥴

[Jess @Jesspless]

I miss my engagement ring so so so so sooooooo much 😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩😩

[Jess @Jesspless]

Update : 2 dogs, 10 cats, 4 fish, a Belted Galloway heifer, & 7 ducks

[Jess @Jesspless]

Tyler is a saint for dealing with me. He went from having 1 dog and 1 barn cat to having 2 dogs, 7 cats, 4 fish, & a Belted Galloway calf 😅

[Jess @Jesspless]

I still refer to Tyler as my boyfriend to people like we’re not getting married in 6 months 😅💀

[Jess @Jesspless]

@MadisonMonahan YESSS!!!!

[Jess @Jesspless]

@MadisonMonahan Gucci bamboo !!!

[cheesecake & crying @cheesecakecryin]

Santa is cool and all but we all know Mrs. Claus has Santa’s stuff all packed and the reindeer ready to go while Santa spends 45 mins pooping right before the sleigh takes off.

[Jess @Jesspless]

Day #1 of quarantine and the extrovert that I am is already struggling with the lack of human interaction and live conversations 😱

[Jess @Jesspless]

I’ve had a crush on my boyfriend since high school and I still look at him all cheesy with butterflies because I have a crush on him now more than ever 😍😍

[Jess @Jesspless]

I had to make homemade ranch dressing last week & I’ve found out I will probably never be able to buy ranch ever again because it’s now Tyler’s favorite. 🙃🙃

[Jess @Jesspless]

Real annoyed with Malibu not opening on time AGAIN.

[Muscadine Bloodline @MuscadineBLine]

Work harder. You’ll sleep better at night.

[Jess @Jesspless]

Tyler - “I’m so ready for some Mac and cheese” Me- “well, I’m sorry I can only make water boil so fast” Tyler- “just go talk to it a little bit” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

What went through @MiguelCabrera's mind as he rounded the bases after his 500th homer?

@tigers | #MLBCentral | #Miggy500 | #DetroitRoots

[Jess @Jesspless]

I wish I had $1 for every car that goes by looking at me funny while I’m walking around the yard with calf on a rope halter like she’s a dog 😅

[Jess @Jesspless]

Tyler is a saint for dealing with me. He went from having 1 dog and 1 barn cat to having 2 dogs, 7 cats, 4 fish, & a Belted Galloway calf 😅

[Jess @Jesspless]

I took my calf for a walk tonight around the yard and I’m so excited with how well she’s walking with a halter already 🥰