Jess

[Jess @JessSargent7]

Well, my car just blew up pretty much. Pouring smoke from the engine, not a good sign. #sweetlife

[Jess @JessSargent7]

I would punch a nun for some sour keys right now.

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@eddie_hicks absent in the time of need : also true and accurate

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@eddie_hicks @danoallingham @ryan_w_adams @reidhooge of course you would say something irritating

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@KristiSmitas forgot . 6048188554.

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@KristiSmitas waah. No I work friday night and Saturday morning. Downtown is too far for this valley girl #needtomove #marryrich

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@tcm87lbc heyoo! Don't have your number but I'll come by around 730-8 to grab my nexus, if that's cool?

[Jess @JessSargent7]

But I don't waaaaaanna go to class.

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@DaylanSucks punch in da face

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@DaylanSucks you could never throw me, remember? #puss

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@DaylanSucks don't argue. I'm always right.

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@DaylanSucks Hahahahah. Totally forgot about that #fail told you to be quiet

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@shelbydewolff SHREDSHREDSHRED

[Jess @JessSargent7]

There's nothing better than "Americans funniest home videos" marathons to nurse this mega sized hangover

[Jess @JessSargent7]

Xmas eve on my rents couch, alone..However, I'd rather spend it with Carty, t.swiftRED and vino than with youuuu #goodtimes #hardtimes

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@waddofgum bahahhahaahha "the snuggery" I get that shit FO FREE!!!

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@kaystahh love you :)

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@KristiSmitas jeeze kritter! What are we going to do with you!? Hope you're okay though :-)

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@KristiSmitas same injury?? Stitches too??

[Jess @JessSargent7]

@KristiSmitas upload a pic of the shiner! I wanna see this thing