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I had to explain to my father that of course the first box of Halloween candy is for us and not the children.

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Thought I'd let everyone know my accidental selfie game is still strong:

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I put on a nice dress and got myself a burrito. Because I'm a lady.

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Taken with an iPhone 6:

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@TheSeaKoala Nah, family plan upgrade. I'm on the family plan because I'm an adult.

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I'm like an 80 year old with this phone. Newest from the accidental selfie collection:

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Allergy season. It is beginning.

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Happy Saturday.

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All I've Eaten Today Is Candy and Bread: The Jessica Sleeth Story.

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Everyone I know, dogs included, are getting springtime haircuts and that makes me real happy.

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"I bet I could get my Broadway soundtracks on this!" -Thought I just had about Apple Music. #Im100YearsOld

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Sugar! Spice! And everything nice!

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I'm being pranked by Netflix.

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I research so good.

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We've really reached that point in the semester where it doesn't matter what time my alarm goes off, I just instantly want to die.

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It's Pi day and I don't even have any pie in my immediate vicinity.

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Kittens sleeping next 2me,as I try & Save My Ass😂😭
I Want Their Life..They don't Read Enquirer ,just Vanity Fair

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I love you, President Chunk.

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Listen, I don't know why, but this made me think of you @natalyafumo ...Anyway...hope things are good.