⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️

she/her | writing and streaming southern-fried weirdness @shrimpandcrits

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

Happy Shrimp & Crits Day! This lil team is so full of the most important creative combo: love, creativity, and innuendos.

[cassie❣ @iHateCogsci]

Neil Gaiman forced a single mother of 3 to have sex with him under threat of evicting her and her 3 young children--a threat he eventually made good on, which concluded with him forcing her to sign a NDA.
https://t.co/XDjJBujQgs

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

Look ma, we’re on the main feed!

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

GET READY FOR MORE SHRIMP THAN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH

POCKETS AND PODCAST FEEDS OVERFLOWING WITH SHRIMP

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

The Olympics are a plague on the cities that host them and should not exist. The Olympics are also my favorite sporting event.

[Spencer Perry @TheSpencerPerry]

In four days, we could be seeing "unprecedented historical events" every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

I am not the same person i was 2 hours ago

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

Forever obsessed with these two.

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

Send me all of your thoughts and prayers with this chaos crew

(whom I love and am thrilled and terrified to DM)

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

If you like this vibe you're gonna love @shrimpandcrits Live! WAHO

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

If you leave them alone for like, five minutes, the S&C boys get unhinged... which is a gift to the rest of us.

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

This is entirely accurate.

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

Sam was lovely enough to let me play test this game and I loved it!

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

Hey @discord quick q, what the ACTUAL fuck

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

Come hang out with me on Twitch tomorrow!

Enjoy the thrills of someone who hasn’t played a PC game since her Nancy Drew days figuring out how this all works!

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

@IanMauldin I’m reassured thank u

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

The WAHO crew will probably be okay tho right

[mari ⁷ | @kazbrekkdown]

"found family❤️❤️❤️" and it's the most traumatised group of people you've ever seen

[⚡️Jess Sparks⚡️ @JessSparksNotes]

@anotherclaire Oh thank God, I’m gonna love it