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A life without jokes would be no pun. I'm as funny as your crazy uncle, and more annoying than an ex in your DMs.
♎ ♀️

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

How It Started How Its Going

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

I definitely forgot this app existed and is accessible to the public. 😂 I now know where some staff got ideas for rumors about me... Also, if you're stalking me and reading this: Hi. 👋🏻

[vikesinsider @vikesinsider]

what the hell is going on

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

Well this is the Vikings team I'm used to 🫠

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

How do adult men make friends???

I know someone who definitely needs some new ones.

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

@SportsCenter Disgusting

[Iowa Women's Basketball @IowaWBB]

Forever proud of this team.
Forever proud to be #Hawkeyes.

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

@jennifersteen93 Yep.

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

@kellischmitt Thanks, Kelli!! 💕

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

To those of you who have a village and the opportunity to depend on your parents & family for childcare, thank them and be grateful. No one ever warns you how hard it is to drop your baby off at daycare. Cheers to a headache from stress and crying! 🥂

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

I'm taking a very much needed mental health day on Wednesday, and if anyone wants to contribute to any of my shenanigans feel free to donate in good will to my venmo at Jessika-D-Thomas!!! 🥹

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

@kristenanne1996 And it survived? Good news for me, then!

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

Dropped my whole ass phone in water, so that's fun. Keep adding things to my list, karma. Idk what I did to someone, but I must really deserve it.

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

Not me crying because @MsRachelAccurso made a TikTok mental health check video. 🥹

[trash jones @jzux]

me on january 1: this year is gonna be all about balance

me on january 17: maybe if i drink enough coffee i’ll just burst into flames

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

Being a working parent and spouse sucks sometimes. I miss my kid. I miss my husband.

[J€§ÎĶÅ Ťⓗøṁⱥȿ @JessTooPunny]

#Parents if you room share(d), when did you transition baby to their own room?

[NBA @NBA]

The entire NBA family’s thoughts and prayers are with Damar Hamlin, his family and the NFL community.

[Dynasty Pros @DynastyProsFF]

Let's take a break and watch a clip of Damar Hamlin giving his family some love just prior a game.

This is what needs to be seen right now.

Please be okay 🙏

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

The thoughts and prayers of all of Bills Mafia are supporting you, Damar. 🙏