Jess Westman

Champion of satirical failure

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse at a Pentagon prayer service

The lines were from Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Thank you to @TheAcademy, the incredible production cast and crew and my amazing team for a night I’ll never forget. Now I’m off to fulfill my lifelong dream to run a bed and breakfast in Orlando. #Oscars2025

[lula @lulaloopsey]

not a day goes by that i don’t think about kermit on the masked singer

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

[Jess Westman @JessWestman]

From this day on, I am Jess O’Brien. A pleasure to finally meet you, @ConanOBrien (dad)!

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

the tortured poets department

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Kim Rhodes recalls a time when Dylan Sprouse refused to say a fat joke towards her in ‘THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY’:

“He goes, ‘I would not disrespect any woman that way, let alone this woman. You write something funny and I'll say it.’”

(Source: https://t.co/jsVmbChkeg)

[Muscular Dystrophy Association @MDAorg]

This week marks #BMDawarenessWeek. @JessWestman, who lives with #BMD, created “Wheels: An Original Musical” about a man who, like himself, lives with #MuscularDystrophy. Read more about Jess' experience navigating BMD & his Broadway endeavors in #Quest: https://t.co/WdxxvaXxQL

[Jess Westman @JessWestman]

https://t.co/uccjParhyV

[NFL @NFL]

A statement from the family of Damar Hamlin.

[Star Wars @starwars]

A personal message from Ewan McGregor.

[Crazy Frog Out of Context @CrazyFrogInfo]

Crazy Frog has died.

[Jess Westman @JessWestman]

https://t.co/1n8lVrCeYg

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson for her appointment to the Supreme Court. This is a great day for America, and a proud moment in our history.

[Jess Westman @JessWestman]

Today a lady at Starbucks approached me, playfully saying I resemble her grandson, so to play along I said “I’ve been looking everywhere for you, mee-maw” and then she stopped smiling

[Jess Westman @JessWestman]

We don’t talk about Bruno, and we DEFINITELY don’t talk about Jada

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just saw the Will Smith slap. Anyone have a late night show I can borrow just for tomorrow?

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

We started getting visitors… from every universe. Watch the official trailer for #SpiderManNoWayHome, exclusively in movie theaters December 17.

Tickets on sale C̶y̶b̶e̶r̶ Spider-Monday, November 29.