ℐessic∀

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

@Avabelly__ People saying tips are a thanks and not a requirement have definitely never worked a serving job before. I always tip 20 percent unless the waitress was blantantly disrespectful. However as a past waitress I would NEVER tell a customer that I wasn’t happy with what they tipped.

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

Guys why is Cardi B promoting her album by showing up at the Palmer Mall?

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

Damn Elmo.

[Elmo @elmo]

On Sunday, Elmo’s X account was briefly hacked by an outside party, in spite of the security measures in place.

We strongly condemn the abhorrent antisemitic and racist content, and the account has since been secured.

These posts in no way reflect the values of Sesame Workshop or Sesame Street, and no one at the organization was involved.

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

Why does it feel like there are three met galas every year?

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

@DBATCats @stoolpresidente I think they were asking though

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

Ugh. Still.

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

Me still.

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

Tell me this is real.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨 BREAKING: Over 170 of Jeffrey Epstein's high-profile associates will be NAMED in court documents set to be unsealed in the first days of 2024

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

Unhealthy air, rain for two weeks, and unhealthy air again. They just don’t want us to enjoy our summer.

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

@fawnilla Literally

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me as soon as that first day of crisp autumn air hits

[carls @mojocjo]

if my bestfriend says the sky is purple, then the sky is purple.
till we get home then imma ask her wtf she was talkin about

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

Me still.

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

Feeling a lot like Squidward in that one episode where he is so tired and stressed that he just deflates lately.

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

@christineee4646 Exactly!!! Don’t even sweat it. We were girls in 2013. We’re women now!

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

Happy Monday everyone. Just wondering why Roe v. Wade was overturned in order to protect unborn fetuses but nothing has been put into effect to protect children in schools? Hmm. Weird.

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

Crying makes your eyelashes grow. Sad queens stay sad.

[ℐessic∀ @JessxSpringer]

I wish I could go back to 2014 and tell myself I was not going to use matte liquid lipstick as much as I thought I would.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

If you see this at work, you need a union lol

[noodlehead @riceemammii]

I match energies so don’t get mad at me for the way you’re acting