Jessica Van der Spuy

[Jessica Van der Spuy @JessyVds]

Oh so you've been dating for a week?! Please explain to me how you are in love?

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

"I hope he buys you flowers.. I hope he holds your hand.."

[Genevieve @Gen_Gen7xx]

School suspends us for wearing secret socks. #UbelievablyPathetic

[Jessica Van der Spuy @JessyVds]

Haha love you too♡wish all detentions were like that;)RT"@kaylee_lab: #Detention with @JessyVds was just beyond not normal=d love that kid♡"

[Jessica Van der Spuy @JessyVds]

@Claudzz07 I hate it when I forget something I really wanted to say.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Using the word "thingy" when you dont remember what its called.

[Genevieve @Gen_Gen7xx]

@JessyVds @CaSsJay30 Invasions of the Asians ;)=Dx

[Jessica Van der Spuy @JessyVds]

"What happened?" "It's a long story." "I've got time." "Crap, I need a new excuse."

[Jessica Van der Spuy @JessyVds]

This should be fun:| RT"@Tazzretief16: 1.2km dam swim in this weather! @JessyVds #dedicated"

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

*Mom yells your name* You: Yes?!.... *silence* You: YEAAAAH?!! *SILENCE* You: UGH! *gets up and see what she wants*

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Santa saw your Facebook pictures. You're getting clothes for Christmas.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Friends: Omg my boyfriend bought me this amazing necklace and told me he loved me. Me: Sometimes, old people say hi to me.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

"I love u." "AWW really?! ;)" ..."Yeah, it's my favorite vowel."

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like "damn, they're still together??"