Megha

aap party hai ya broker?

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

Depression hates a moving target. Walk daily.

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

@Ishibishiii my goat jaani dushman

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

Yeh consulting vaale LinkedIn par rote hi rahte hai ki ohhh 70 hour work week & no work life balance. Bc 50 lpa par bhi insaan rona band nahi karta

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

Saw a kid buying indian map from the stationery shop at this time. He even knew the difference b/w political and physical map. Mera desh aage badh raha hai 😌

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

@thelifeoffneeha Laadliiiiii

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

@TaufiqBiryani insane talent

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

@notsoluckytime no limit on being characterless apparently

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

ex Bcg, ex Amazon, ex Zomato on LinkedIn

About time we start doing the same with our exes on insta as well

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

sonam wangchuk collaborating with zomato now can get more views than the boring hunger strike

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

pls guys reels mei thoda bada font use kiya karo taaki mai drive karte hue acche se dekh paao. Vrna aaj koi gaadi ke neeche aa jaata hai

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

har influencer ke paas orange iphone hi hai. Apple really knows how to make tacky stuff cool

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

At what age do you stop reposting your bday stories? Like 23, 27 or 30?

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

@Shinosuke_ji only matsuzaka mam can heal you now

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

nolan agar mumbai aaya hai, toh usse lage haath Alpha dikha do. At least he would learn a thing or two about filmmaking

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

"Idc what anyone says but you're a good person" is the best thing you can say to a colleague you've only spoken to once

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

so when is the protein nail polish coming to the market? Men who wanna suck toes are can't wait anymore...

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

@dikshitposting this guy is such a green flag

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

moaning your own name during sex is god tier narcissism

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

@reticentdelhite Shukarana guru ji

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

Damnnn too specific

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

The chokehold Zayn Malik and Kohli have outside barber shops in Delhi needs to be studied

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

@yours_stupidly anything multipled by zero is still a zero

[Megha @Jester_Maximuss]

those quirky socks won't make up for a lack of your personality