Jester Corbyn

We are taking the field* against the dynasty to redistribute the groats and grain to all serfs. *Application pending

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

If anyone tries to leave I will have them flayed. That includes you, Abbott. https://t.co/eKT9Xbh3EB

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

@JesterCorbyn back-pewmen threaten to jump ship as Labor Partie backtracks in move to delay new partie charter announcement by 447 days. https://t.co/jJUYm8ansh

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

@YeGuardian 467 hours is ludicrous. Of course I meant 467 days. You are being absurd. #fakechronicles https://t.co/PpyJmt9Ccc

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

@JesterCorbyn announces long-awaited partie charter to be released in 467 hours (20 days) https://t.co/VbVjNjsJxo

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

Good day. My jam was a success, thus in 467 hours I shall publicly release my new partie charter.

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

@PiousMorgana @donaeldunready Look here, at the cocks cry I must rise to bless my letuaire. This debate is over. Good night.

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

Whether one chooses to be a squire, a wench, or even a eunuch, our Socialis... -sorry, Labor Partie will unite for our commonweal https://t.co/GYAwny4jLc

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

@JesterCorbyn what about squire rights?! Always on the wrong side of the argument, your legion’s a shambles, knights won’t swear fealty! https://t.co/7uHZ5r0OBw

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

I abhor public debate, but on behalf of my people of Wessex, who sacrificed babies to have me rule, I insist no fanfare for @donaeldunready https://t.co/UqzTZOrsau

[Maiden Theresa @MaidenTheresa]

Special kinship with Mercia v important for Wessex dung trade. @donaeldunready will be welcomed, I look fwd to holding his hand once more https://t.co/SwrSto2w9O

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

Antonius Bliar must respect #Wessexit. The serfs have spoken and we must listen. We will leave the Heptarchy. Not open for debate. https://t.co/F0rky1FNbY

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

Fading warlord Antonius Bliar confuses Neo-Enlightenment movement by condemning #Wessexit

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

@donaeldunready must not be given triumphal fanfare and wine fountain upon arrival to Wessex. https://t.co/Rw1E0jYf3V

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

Wessex serfs decry spending of groats on triumphal fanfare and red wine fountain for @donaeldunready grand tour

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

We must fight for #wenchrights in the face of #Wessexit https://t.co/CuB8amXHBz

[Ye Guardian @YeGuardian]

BREAKING: Joan of Arc Careers Service for Wenches to be scrapped under new #Wessexit funding charter

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

@NjallFromage @YeGuardian @JorvikTimes I will not entertain this pigeonpost duel, merely benefiting your mates at @BreitbartChron

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

De profundis, tract for the Requiem Mass. A favourite. Often whistle it during field work with the #ADSU (Albion Dung Spreaders Union) https://t.co/oCf2Cte4cM

[Æthelflæd @Athelflead]

What does a Warrior Queen do when not correcting #FakeChronicles? Always start day with 3 hours of chants. Strictly Gregorian. #FlaedFacts

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

I have told you, and I remind you, that I will not publically debate my charters @NjallFromage until they are ready https://t.co/Zm3d98yLmG

[Njáll Fromage @NjallFromage]

And who will benefit? The #Danes of course. They already tickle our wenches and overtake our brothels. Now they want to leech our blood! https://t.co/WeYWUlWaYH

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

We support the National Apothecary Service. Together we can save our #NAS. Give blood today #leechbanksforserfs https://t.co/Ak07sttAyM

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

We support the National Apothecary Service. Together we can save our #NAS. Give blood today #leechbanksforserfs https://t.co/Ak07sttAyM

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

Wenches must be equipped with amulets, goat bladders and pessaries to protect from semen containing serpents and scorpions #wenchrights