Kim MacAskill

Creator of comedy with a love for comics and movies.

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My 6 year old Gmail Draft folder says more about me than my actual diary.

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@samesmail is a master of...well...everything apparently. Guy knows how to MAKE a scene. https://t.co/GsOwcoC1pn

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@IanColletti creativity is the most beautiful way to explore ourselves, the world and our place in it. <3

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@StephenGraham73 The Watchman was incredible!

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@_Anthropoid I would utterly ridiculous ADORE that!

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@NikkiStorm1 That is some proper Bear Grills stuff right there. Proud of you!

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@StuartMcP technically all comedy is time travelling. The show that started at 6pm did not end at 6pm. Magicians.

[Graham Hughes @FactionMan]

@JesterJokes I genuinely want dino sheets. Seems like all the best covers are only single/double size. Give me Star Wars king-size sheets!

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@FactionMan you've seen my bedroom. You know I have nothing better to do.

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@FactionMan ha!!! It took me too long to get that but now that I have - awesome!

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

For your viewing pleasure…the trailer for #BluntTalk Season 2. Back October 2 on Starz.
https://t.co/IZF59xx50u

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Now that we aren't all teenagers trying to get laid by pretending to understand David Lynch, can we just admit he's average? #bbcculture

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Ahhh memories of genuinely trying to get men to sleep with me while my bedroom looked like this.

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@_Anthropoid Still love you Ian!

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@FordKiernan1 Best lover I've ever had. F*cks me all night long.

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@JuddApatow There's a difference? You mean I have to choose sides?! Being poor is full of the hardest decisions in life.

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@SteveDutzy What if you found your soulmate and later found out they were cake? That's a rational fear I am currently working through.

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@droidbears I miss Mr Robot. It has been 5 days.

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@Jake_Vig A gambling stalker would just go to Bali and wait.

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Dear checkout guy. Some advice. If you want to flirt with me successfully then don't ask what the painkillers are for. I won't lie for you.

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@stuartmitchell2 Well done on the joke highlight!