Dimentio

I am the master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds! Currently, I am planning a show far more grandeur than the last... and all of YOU will play a part in it!

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

@PPeachToadstool ...Not bad. Mmm... Not bad at all!

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

@PPeachToadstool work... [As if to prove a point, he takes a sip from the cup, only to find his normally-squinted eyes wide with surprise.]-

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

@PPeachToadstool considered the possibility. I've had tea with honey in it before, but this never struck me as a recipe that would quite-

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

@PPeachToadstool [retain certain misgivings.
That aside, it's still undeniable that Peach brews an amazing cup of tea.]
I've never really-

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

@PPeachToadstool [guard and poison him at a later date. Or... She could simply be that stupid as to believe that he, DIMENTIO, would not-

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

@PPeachToadstool [Poison his tea?
...But they've done this once before, and she didn't kill him then. She could be trying to lower his-

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

@PPeachToadstool [incredible, clownish doll in the image of her friend. How can he not expect her to bring that up? Use it against him?-

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@PPeachToadstool [The jester always felt so odd when something like this would happen. After all, he tried to squash her once with some-

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

Talk about a crusty Kong, and soon you'll find yourself covered in tapioca donkey breath.

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

Don't.
Get me.
Started.
@CrankiestKong

[Cranky Kong @CrankiestKong]

@JesterOfSpades 'YA WISH you could be me, buster.

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

Are you joking?! I'm having an identity crisis, I...!
......
Oh... What could one cup hurt, I suppose...

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

This is the only time I will say this.
THANK YOU.

[Mr. L @Gr33nThunder]

Peach he is legitimately insane.

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

...I do have his snark, I'll admit. Ah ha ha~

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

Do you see a long, elderly beard and overgrown monkey lips on this face? No?! Then I am NOT Cranky!

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

I AM NOT CRANKY.
Perhaps a bit.
But... NO.

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

SILENCE. ALL OF YOU.
I HATE EACH AND EVERY VOICE INVADING MY NON-EXISTENT EARDRUMS.

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

Not only do I have to deal with the stupidity of my own world, no. I have to deal with EVERYONE ELSE'S stupidity as well!

[Dimentio @JesterOfSpades]

I think I've fully recalled why I hate this place.