Curtis McDonald

Nashville guitarist. Sweet Tea is my favorite part of every meal. I'm weird about people hearing me pee.

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@NickSmith131901 @JTownGip @NESpower @PhilNvestigates this is insane if true

[Virgil Davis Hunt @vrgldh]

.@NESpower is vastly understaffed. They've got ~300 linemen working ~175k outages across the area (>500 outages per lineman).

Meanwhile, @CumberlandEMC has ~500 lineman taking on 22,000 outages (44 outages per lineman).

Unacceptable.

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@Flagrant2Army @ZohranKMamdani @dieworkwear wtf is going on with his collar and can we tell him stop wearing black suits

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@jeffcoggins Just listened to a podcast about this. Only about 2.5 percent of people are able to multitask and the people who think they can tend to be the worst at it.

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@joncoopertweets

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@ihtpod Tommy Taylor, the drummer on Sailing is a fantastic storyteller. He’d be great on the podcast

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@FOXNashville y’all replaying yesterdays episode of Jeopardy? What gives?!

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@TVAnews Homie in pic 2 is wearing SHORT SLEEVES while me and baby are bundled up in sweaters and beanies. Wonder what TVA’s thermostat is set to? 🤔

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@Lucasarambula @survivorcbs Cops r us

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Haven’t had Arnold’s since my birthday 3 weeks ago. Pretty sure that’s a record.

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Hey @FOX17 just watched @Jeopardy and Final Jeopardy featured an entirely different set of contestants. What gives?!

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@SadlerVaden Pretty sure Wave 104.1 abides by this rule to this very day.

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@StetsonUSA Since moving to Nashville 6 years ago, I've become a "hat guy". Purchased my 1st @StetsonUSA hat at HatWrks and I can assure I'll never purchase one from there again.

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Y’all remember when Thursday night on @nbc consisted of The Office, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, and Community?
Those were the days.

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@SadlerVaden I saw BB King there and he made Levitra jokes.

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You’re using too much laundry detergent

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You’re not allowed to complain about socialism if you use someone’s else’s Netflix or Amazing Prime.

[Basia Cummings @basialcummings]

This is Piotr Patkowski, Poland’s deputy finance minister. He looks *extremely* like a 12-year-old playing dress up as a kid’s idea of a grown man. He’s 29.

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Oh, that’s what Kirk meant when he wrote Stomp.

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Time is a construct.