a simp named slickback

former crash out talk to me real nice

[Evan Turner @thekidet]

“Was never an mvp in anything” is a tad bit aggressive lol

[a simp named slickback @JesusCares_]

Nice try bud the north remembers

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Kevin Durant argued the current 76ers roster is 'more dominant on paper' than the 2017-18 Warriors 🤔

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"I saw you and you didn't even say hi"

Me walkin down the street:

[autist @litteralyme0]

me waking up for work at 6am after going to bed at 5am

[👼 @xtsygirll]

i knew from a young age i was weird and unfixable

[ᴄrissy @1nonlycs]

ok well i got too much going on rn to gaf

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

I used to think women were good people who could do no wrong.

[𝕭. @BusisiweMotha_]

day 1 of being a woman of few words🙏🏾

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i knew sumn was wrong wit me when i used to want swiper to rob dora

[6’5 guy @65cj200]

Platonically I attract such amazing people! The most amazing people in fact. Romantically is where it all goes south.

[🦀 @Gminds_]

"you're overthinking this" bro i have anxiety. i have no other type of thinking available

[a simp named slickback @JesusCares_]

Lmfao deadass

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

I’m not dating anyone that has an ex that passed away

[a simp named slickback @JesusCares_]

LMFAO

[Yesterday i was DL @MiintCondition]

“Do he got a brother?” Girl do you like my nigga????

[a simp named slickback @JesusCares_]

When I’m angry you gotta die so naturally I be chillin

[gawdy @ZoeGawd]

I like going out with pretty women cause I get better service 😭

Like girl come with me out to eat as a friend fr

[𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔭 @bigmishap]

tighten up young man i thought a girl tweeted ts

[SG💍🏆 @SG212MSG]

This the face of a stone cold killer 😤�

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Notice how you never catch me in public , it’s because I’m not real .