and a smartphone with just Parler on it (we give him a fake EO to sign banning all other TV networks and Twitter) all with attendants in white coats bringing him medicated Cokes and Big Macs
so I'm thinking maybe the solution is we get Sheldon Aldelson or somebody to build a fake Oval Office at the Doral with rubber walls and a TV with a 24/7 simulated OAN feed telling him what a great president for life he is
Congratulations, Mr. President-Elect! Georgians look forward to adding our votes to the total once all voices are heard β and together, we will restore the soul of this nation.
Every legally cast vote should be counted. Every illegally cast vote should not. This should not be controversial.
This is not a partisan statement β free and fair elections are the foundation of our democracy. πΊπΈ
Prime Minister Netanyahu, who is so close with the Kushner family that he used to sleep in Kushner's childhood bedroom when he would stay over (without Kushner there), is now congratulating Joe Biden and Kamala Harris and acknowledging their victory.
This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA
I canβt get over how funny the Four Seasons Total Landscaping thing is. it is A CRIME that it happened the same day the election was called. we could have been laughing about it for weeks.
In my estimation, the Four Seasons Total Landscaping incident is the most hilarious thing ever to happen in human history β so hilarious that we are unable to comprehend it right now. In three days, we will all just break out in laughter for 12 hours straight.