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[Jesus of the Apes @JesusoftheApes]

@Brewers Why are we using Hamilton as a Starting player? JOEY is our STARTER! Stop playing the help!

[Jesus of the Apes @JesusoftheApes]

@Brewers everytime Yelich hits it hard and it stops at the track I think about baseball movies where the aged player suddenly and starts with his player/coach role in the movie. Something tells me Yelich is going to get hot before the seasons over but the countdown has begun on his MLB

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@Brewers When he was in the minors last season he looked like a future star. Can you all believe this guy was a rule 5 player not that long ago? And the Brewers are happy his journey took him here. Drohan can pitch with the best of the best!

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@Brewers Hamburger meat. We traded Yoho for hamburger meat. Imagine believing that 2 springs ago when everyone thought he would slide right in and be Devin Williams 2. Yoho was not liked by the manager(jon #1 for players) and in Pat Murphy has that right to make this team as he wants!

[Jesus of the Apes @JesusoftheApes]

@Brewers If you all out in Fandom are not also streaming The Shuckers game while watching the Crew you are truly MISSING OUT! Burke,Fischer , Made,Ragsdale,Adamczewski and co. make the best team in baseball for Pure fun/MUST SEE TV! This batch of SUPERSTARS MASH! Made is not the only stud

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@Brewers Stallings Changeup has been better than Yoho and while trading the #15 prospect who is currently throwing a rookie season with a 3.15 era for hamburger meat 😕. The real bummer thing is no more drinking game.. took 1 shot each time Yoho grabbed junk on the mound🫴🌭😆😆😂!

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@AdamMcCalvy It was only a matter of time. This has been the best team in baseball for 3 seasons and its just starting to play well enough. The Brewers have the best record while playing 65% of what they are capable of. This team has not peaked or even come close to that yet! NO TRADES!

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@MLB @Brewers Superstar Shortstop. Maybe the best shortstop in baseball in the making. Joey Ortiz is reborn too making him one of the most valued players on this roster. Joey and Coop make Turang better too. 3 SS on one field. I never want to see David H with lumber this season!

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@Brewers When I scouted Cooper Pratt I always said he was going to blow away his Minors average and OPS and have numbers at the next level that dwarf his MiLB numbers and it has played out that way. In Farms Coop was trying hard to loft the ball. 6 weeks into 26' they told him just to hit

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@sofiedorchester @AdamMcCalvy Who Sproat? I know you are not talking about The Miz. The Miz is a android sent to earth to throw baseballs by the Gods of Olympus!

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@Bryce123317 @AdamMcCalvy because he is not a starter anymore and his role in the bullpen is needed badly. "he is not that guy anymore and his job is bullpen and there is no shame in this. The "problem" is solved already with Crow and Hardin itching to be MLB pitchers .

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@bigkurl13 @AdamMcCalvy no one is more frustrating than Freddy! 0-2 to WALK and this is his career issue. Wasting pitches when up 0-2 and unable to throw strikes . No one chases Freddy outside the zone and his stuff cannot play in the box fulltime. Fred coming here via trade sounds like bad managment!

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@AdamMcCalvy They are trading for Freddy . And everyone who is protecting Jett Williams . Go away. We have never wanted nor needed this guy and he has no runway in this city on this roster. Made, Fischer and Pena are the only untradable names. But if you spend on Fred why not Skubal?

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@AdamMcCalvy Miz is FINE! All hype created by media is to open up the Cy Young race that is already in the bag. The Miz is learning how to do a full season with the Brewers and the Crew is learning how to manage a full season with a guy who casually throws 103 and is the key to Series!

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@AdamMcCalvy but we have only played 4 games since the All Star break. So he has had 10 days rest.... Why are we pretending this rest is his issue. The last thing to develop Sproat is resting him. He is a needs to pitch pitcher or his mechanics breakdown. The more he pitches the better.

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@Brewers @UWCreditUnion Garrett Mitchell is staying healthy and it was always the only thing that kept him from being a Superstar. Everyone has always seen how good he was between injuries . He is worth more in a trade market than ever before and maybe ever will be right now. Josh A is coming!

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@Brewers Yelich is so hard to watch between good and bad ABs. He does it his way and has the whole time so you cannot hold it against him but these betweens are rough to watch at times. He swings and misses by the distances that make you say naughty words. I bet he gets hot soon.

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@CyrtHogg You know why no one cares? WE CHOSE TO NOT VOTE BRICE IN ON PURPOSE! Brice NEEDED A BREAK! WE said "take a break Brice" because he has played too much baseball already and we need him PEAK this fall!

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@BrewPack8 It's just a first half. FINISH THIS DAMN THING RIGHT ! KEEP THE MIZ ON THE PATH!

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@Brewers Miz is a massive human. Wild Bill is not a small guy and he looks like a kid. If the Brewers were wise they would trade Wild Bill and just go with Quero but I think The Miz would be hurt by that move and it may turn into paying him instead because of that! GO Crew!