MJ

Jesus Freak | Happy Wife | I love dogs & laughter | Hot mess saved by His amazing grace | Fluent in sarcasm

[MJ @JesusRoxIt]

I threatened for decades and now it’s on like Donkey Kong. Husbands beware…

IN THE HOUSEHOLD COURT OF DOMESTIC JURISDICTION

CASE NO. 1012-TOP-RACK

THE PEOPLE OF THIS HOUSEHOLD
Plaintiff

v.

EVERY MAN WHO HAS EVER LOADED A DISHWASHER LIKE THIS
Defendant

⸻

OFFICIAL SUMMONS

TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT:

YOU ARE HEREBY COMMANDED, ORDERED, DIRECTED, AND OTHERWISE STRONGLY ENCOURAGED to appear before this Honorable Court to answer allegations that you have repeatedly engaged in the unlawful practice of:

TOP RACK HOARDING

Specifically, you are accused of placing dishes, bowls, cups, utensils, and miscellaneous kitchen objects almost exclusively upon the upper rack while leaving substantial portions of the lower rack completely vacant.

The Court finds this behavior wildly annoying and completely retarded.

Failure to appear shall result in judgment by default, immediate dishwasher reloading obligations, and possible revocation of your household privileges to announce, “I loaded the dishwasher.”

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@walkonOU812 Nice! ♥️

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@HoppleJust4897 Always fix that madness!

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@DewyDoRight 🤣

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@Paulspound Hi Paul! Enjoy your day in the garden. 😊

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@KritterKS Happy weekend! I trust you’re enjoying yourself and feeling nice and shiny today, Kritter.

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@cpmmentor Amen! I hope you’re doing great, Fred. 🙏🏼♥️

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@Johnz3zsdx @buckingfitch50 @Ngonna @BrainM01 I’ll send you a picture, John.

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@Johnz3zsdx @buckingfitch50 @Ngonna @BrainM01

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@TimIsSeeking @Myer79488Eileen Patsy is a lucky lady! 😂

I hope your weekend is going to be a really wonderful one, Tim. Any fun plans?

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@Oceanbl88559810 @Lyzlydubs 😃♥️

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@Myer79488Eileen @TimIsSeeking I haven’t posted for a few days. Been busy in my world.

But have an amazing day, E! It’s October!!!

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@buckingfitch50 @Johnz3zsdx @Ngonna @BrainM01 Mine all curled up and died in my left front pocket.

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@pageturner73 @buckingfitch50 @Ngonna I promise I don’t pee on anyone. I’m house trained.

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@Ngonna @buckingfitch50 @pageturner73 I feel like I’m getting x-rayed.

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@buckingfitch50 @pageturner73 @Ngonna 💀

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@Ngonna @pageturner73 @buckingfitch50 😃

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@Ngonna @pageturner73 @buckingfitch50 Bro, you know way too much about me. You poor thing.

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@buckingfitch50 @BrainM01 @Ngonna 😳

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@Ngonna @pageturner73 @buckingfitch50

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@buckingfitch50 @Lyzlydubs @realsamuelgrace Tried but he left. I don’t see what the big deal is…