Jesus.

dile que bailando te conocí cuéntale

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

Men,
Listen to this carefully‼️

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

my hands are high my feet are low and that’s the way we wiggalo

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

they just told me cowboys win super bowl next year ma fault

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

this the second time my twitter gets hacked wtf @elonmusk

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

oommggg here we go with the 20 thousand dollar chain

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

I took so many losses made me sad !
my momma used to dig all in my stash

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

if u broke just say that

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

no fkn way they tried to do Trump
like JFK wtf is going on

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

we got lebron and steph on the same team before gta 6

[Redd @ReddCinema]

bro in the back got cooked for no reason 😭😭

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

hdtpm

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

momma pray cus she know i’m a sinner
I talk to God and he say i’m a winner

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

dawg wtf I just payed $20 for a damn charger at the gas station…i’m pissed

[☔ @Whotfismick]

every time

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

[☔ @Whotfismick]

explaining your life to that friend you talk to once every three months

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i feel like if someone wanna steal deodorant we should let them

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

hey siri play worst day by future

[Jesus. @Jesusssquintero]

they made the twix bigger because they tryna make us fat