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[Colombia @jet_set]

Found out today that my precious baby child, light of my life, my summer solstice dawn, has me saved in their phone as, “Spawnpoint”.

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

This is exactly how the persecution of Jews in Europe happened, by the way: Denouncements by resentful neighbors who called the authorities to take people away to concentration camps.

It's how Anne Frank and her family were found and killed in the last year of the war. A society run on collaborators and informants leads only in one direction: Fascism.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Mike Johnson is teaching a generation of Republican women that they need feminism. https://t.co/8XQOD7zwV2

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

The GOP has turned into a party of conspiracy theorists who are totally divorced from reality. Not sure how a democracy functions like this.

[Colombia @jet_set]

@cljack I am unfortunately extremely good at wife stuff but make up for it by being both high maintenance and impossible. A true personality hire!

[Colombia @jet_set]

I’ve just had this personality for so long, decades really, maybe it’s time to get a new one.

[Colombia @jet_set]

Should I get really, really into Formula 1?

[Colombia @jet_set]

@nihilists4jesus Recently found out my grandmother made many of the costumes the Friberg models wore for the paintings.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

I'm not saying Karoline Leavitt looks like the 58-year-old abandoned first wife of any Soviet politician but she does have angry communist hair

[Colombia @jet_set]

No one wants to work anymore.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

*BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY: BUFFETT TO NO LONGER WRITE ANNUAL REPORT

*BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY: BUFFETT SAYS IN LETTER HE'S 'GOING QUIET'

[Colombia @jet_set]

@NateForUtah Which reminds me, I just got this book. Maybe I should send one to Greg?

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance

[Dragon (Professional Birb Watcher) Fish @DragonFishOfish]

I know it's been pointed out, but wearing full 90s jungle camo in the middle of a metropolitan city really does drive home the "Everyone is 12 now" hypothesis.

[Colombia @jet_set]

(He also moved himself to an exit row, and just in case, reviewed FAA regulations, and watched several videos on how to handle the exit door and windows on his specific model of aircraft.)

[Colombia @jet_set]

Dropped off this kid at the airport today on his way to his LDS mission. Last night he printed out copies of the Mexico City airport footprint to share with the other missionaries: “I already memorized the layout, but I’m nervous about everyone else getting lost.”

[Colombia @jet_set]

DO NOT WORRY: the kid mapped out the neighborhood into thirds, determined what the minimal number of street crossings would be (5) and optimized where, planned water breaks, rendezvous points, and then made copies so everyone was on the same page.
We are a GO for Halloween.

[Colombia @jet_set]

I don’t know what this says about where we are, but the fact that comments on conservative https://t.co/EAUymTT3xZ political articles are significantly anti-Trump? The tide has changed.

[River Page @river_is_nice]

Was America a Christian nation in 1838 when the Mormons were expelled from Missouri at gunpoint?

[Brant Fuhriman (2sticks1nation) @2Sticks1Nation]

Might be one of my favorite comments

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Just unbelievable kindness and forgiveness. Like I said on the day of the terrible shooting, my LDS friends and neighbors show incredible Christlike virtue, and this is just further evidence. So marvelous.

[Dan McClellan @maklelan]

Mormons are Christians & neither Mark nor any other person or combination of people has the authority to declare anything other than that they’re not their particular denomination of Christian. Anything beyond that is just petty & naive sectarianism.