Jet Hamcheck

Entrepreneur, Business Starter, Corporation Builder

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

Where the fuck did all these speed bumps come from in Nashville?

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

This Earthquake kinda makes me want to drink.

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

One thing I know for sure about this Earthquake is that it happened. Reporting live from Knoxville.

[Jack Horner @RealJackHorner6]

BREAKING: I am getting reports that the 3.5 magnitude earthquake that struck Knoxville has killed over 300 fire ants!

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

@RealJackHorner6 Holy shit! This is getting bad!

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

A 9.5 magnitude earthquake just hit Knoxville in the heart of the city. Neyland Stadium is gone!

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

The death count in Knoxville from this earthquake is getting bad. Over 250 mosquitos found dead on site.

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

That earthquake just broke the bridge of I-40 in Knoxville. Scary!

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

I’m live from Knoxville. Hearing devastating reports that the Knoxville Earthquake has taken over 50 houses down.

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

Me and @RealJackHorner6 were just sitting here when all of a sudden the biggest earthquake in history took our house from us.

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

Donald Trump just shook the whole friggin city with that Earthquake of his.

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

I was just sitting and drinking a coffee when all of a sudden a friggin Earthquake hit me out of nowhere! What is going on here!

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

I’m fucking pissed about this Knoxville Earthquake. Are you kidding me??!!

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

That Knoxville Earthquake took my whole family. I am devastated.

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

That was not an Earthquake, that was me dropping a commodore.

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

You will never see any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season. God Bless.

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

The best Guinness is the first Guinness.

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

If you’re drinking tiny bomb at a bar you definitely have sack. But I also don’t like you.

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

@ATXHimmy Bert Auburn is inbred.

[Jet Hamcheck @JetHamcheck]

I’d kill to be a Lab on the 4th of July.