jert

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[jert @jetintelligence]

patrick bateman type dude

[dank @cptdankkk]

Mark Zuckerberg says he doesn't drink coffee or caffeine and does jiu-jitsu instead

"Sometimes on vacation, I'll drink it recreationally. I don't like any kind of chemicals or anything like that"

"My sister gives me such a hard time about that. She's like, 'You're just sitting there raw dogging reality'"

"I wake up and I fight people... It's neurologically stimulating, good cardio and strength, it's a good day"

"Better than caffeine for me. I'm just not into that stuff"

[jert @jetintelligence]

dude at the dispensary complimented my @MFDOOM t-shirt, typical white boy behavior.

[jert @jetintelligence]

the electoral college is a scam, gerrymandering is a scam. the people should declare what happens, not majority land owners. America's system is broken and needs rewritten.

[jert @jetintelligence]

@iFooYa woah

[jert @jetintelligence]

@theneedledrop peggy taking shots again, i'm sure this has nothing to do with him dropping an album in a few weeks

[jert @jetintelligence]

the gooseline urge to slowly walk across a busy five lane road instead of using their wings

[Yoshinabbis (侍) @yoshinabbis]

how it feels to smoke a blunt in Japan.

[jert @jetintelligence]

A new bill has been proposed to throw all jeep drivers off a bridge

[jert @jetintelligence]

@nicholasdeorio why would he upload this

[jert @jetintelligence]

is this site fuckin broke again?

[jert @jetintelligence]

sometimes i miss being a sex haver

[jert @jetintelligence]

Nancy the throat goat tho

[Black, Blessed & Unbothered @MelanatedTalk]

Damn.

[Album Aura 💿 @AlbumAura]

Name the album

[jert @jetintelligence]

world war 3 starting rn

[jert @jetintelligence]

rest now brother
we have the watch
and i'll see you in valhalla

[jert @jetintelligence]

i don't think my parents like me anymore

[jert @jetintelligence]

going to walmart and getting harassed by the spectrum salesman is the real life equivalent to getting netflix with ads

[jert @jetintelligence]

pretty sure my cat thinks the electric can opener is a tuna machine

[jert @jetintelligence]

I hate that music apps don't let you enlarge the album cover. The cover is a visual representation of the music and I wanna be able to analyze it while I'm listening.