ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ

❗️𝐊𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐄 ❗️

[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

https://t.co/HHJrVgoSxj

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Buckle up! Four new characters race onto the scene in Wave 6 of the #MarioKart 8 Deluxe – Booster Course Pass!

Get ready for Diddy Kong, Funky Kong, Pauline, and Peachette to join the fun on 11/9.

Who are you racing with first?

[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

/ Mario movie finallyy.

[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

With hands clasped behind his head Diddy laid in the hammock as a gentle breeze caused it to sway back and forth.

With nothing from a Kremling to a Zinger within an ear shot the small Kong would be pressed to find a better time to try and get some shut eye.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐌𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐈𝐍 。 @ARMSHERSELF]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 。

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[‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‘𑁍࿔��‍‍‍ ‍‍‍‍ 𝓓𝘼𝙄͟𝙎͟𝙔 .ᐟ @sarasiansun]

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crashes through your ceiling .

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[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

“ I’m just sayin’ !

Who knows what that could mean for people on a bad day ? ”

[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

“ In your 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙨 .

I’d probably have a hard time seeing what’s what too if I had eyes like this . O.o ”

[King K. Rool @KroolKommander]

"I'm sorry, was that a fly buzzing in my ear just now? I hope they're aware that I detest flies, and will GLADLY crush them into the dirt!"

[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

“ I dunno BJ you do get cranky pretty easily . ”

[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

Nanaz >

[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

“ Chew rocks ya stinkin’ croc . ”

[King K. Rool @KroolKommander]

The king's golden gut would growl loud enough to almost drown out his incessant groaning.

"Someone better fetch me breakfast right now, or I'm going to break something!"

[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

—— 𝙮𝙖𝙬𝙣 .

[Kremling Kampaigner @KRoolKountry]

Donkey Kong representation on switch:

[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

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Sleepy monkey noises.

[‍ ‍ 𝑷𝘺𝘳𝘢 。 @alaegisuen]

https://t.co/VdWZqlVIOA

[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

Deflects punches with tail.

[▏ MS. MECHA ★ @herspacebounty]

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[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

CUE VISUAL PANIC.

The chimpney makes his way up a nearby tree with haste and almost instantly his tail is coiled around a branch, allowing him to pat Tiny on the back while hanging upside down.

“ Guess this would be the wrong time to say I TOLD YOU SO . “

[ᴰᶤᵈᵈʸ ᴷᵒᶰᵍ @JetpackPrimate]

He isn’t surprised in the least when Dixie avoids being trampled, she’d always been more than capable.

“ I didn’t wanna be late bringing Engaurde his daily peanut butter and banana sandwich !

Nice of you to drop in though , I’m sure he’ll be happy to see you too . “

[🍌★ᴅɪxɪᴇ ᴋᴏɴɢ★🍌 @DixiesDTrouble]

Except Dixie was ready !

Once the Rhino charged the other Kong’s way, and with the right timing.

She jumped right onto his back, and hung onto Diddy tight.

“ You really decided you were gonna wreak some havoc on Rambi, 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 me⁉️ “