Sauce Gardener

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[Anthony Puccio @APOOCH]

The Nets have a good coach. A ton of picks. Cap space after this year. Solid young players. NY market.

Flexibility is arguably the most important thing when it comes to the dynamics of managing a sports team. The Nets have that & more.

Tank or no tank. They’re good problems.

[Lucas Kaplan @LucasKaplan_]

On a night like Monday, it feels as though the Nets are the NBA’s greatest — or at least most compelling — 8-10 team of all-time. We already knew their “tough” and “competitive” identity wasn’t a cliché, but then what is this? How many Nets teams have you rooted for that were capable of this victory? Think about it.

Then, think about if you’ll remember this victory in May, while you’re sweating over those damned ping-pong balls. Will you regret the fight Jordi Fernández’s team showed on a random Monday night in San Francisco, half-a-year earlier? Will you curse the effort Wilson gave, the shots Schröder made, the bruises Williams gave himself on the Chase Center floor?

Do not let the answer be ‘yes,’ please. We watch basketball to love it. On November 25, 2024, even with an 8-10 record and no hope of title contention, the Brooklyn Nets are absolutely lovable. Ain’t that something?

[Sauce Gardener @JETSMAN7]

@BKGlueGuys Emergency Pod 🚨

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@BKGlueGuys Pod, pod, pod!

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@BKGlueGuys Starving for a pod

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@danarestia I think homecoming weekend would have landed better in Albany with Atlas playing 1st both days.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Brett Dobson with two CLUTCH saves for the @PLLArchers to win their first game of the season 😤

@PremierLacrosse

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@MichaelKarvelis @NLL A comment please?

[Michael Karvelis @MichaelKarvelis]

ICYMI: Austin Staats did this. And was pissed off at the refs afterwards. Had no concern for the safety of his opponent who DIDN’T EVEN HAVE THE BALL.

A league suspension has to happen. There’s no place in lacrosse for this kind of behavior.

#NLL

[Sauce Gardener @JETSMAN7]

@MarkSingelais This is disrespectful to the @HAU_Nationals values. @NLL Need to step in here, there’s no place for this.

[Shane Thornton @Shane_Thornton6]

how many more passes does this dude get? That crosscheck to the back of the neck is absolutely insane. What a scumbag

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@danarestia Suspend and fine Staats, that’s some unacceptable garbage.

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@Daniel_Rapaport Does anyone keep stats on individual player pace like total time club in hand per round?

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

What an incredible Masters it’s been and the fun part hasn’t even started. How lucky are we that this tournament exists?!

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

"There's a right way to go about things and a wrong way. I lost a lot of respect for him tonight."

MacDermid was not impressed with Rempe not respecting the code. https://t.co/wYO5xPVmeU

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@pepper_geek Cube to table ghost peppers in the aerogarden!

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@JTFOz Winning team runs out the back of the endzone for a safety.

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@BKGlueGuys I need an explanation for LW4 getting no burn and that late game lineup?

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

The biggest video of our lives. I wouldn’t play golf if it weren’t for Tiger Woods. None of this would exist if it weren’t for Tiger Woods.

Tomorrow, for the first time ever, we publish an original video with the GOAT himself. And it is awesome.

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@SaucedArod In the court of public opinion, not cool from Rodgers. You agree?