Orthodox Todo

Violently Lebanese,
violently Québécois
☦️🇱🇧⚜️

[Orthodox Lurker Account ☦️ @OrthodoxLurker]

With Jay Dyer retiring from theology debate, I will fill the void.

My strategy is to frustrate opponents with truly awful puns until they rage quit.

I have a large stack of notecards (written in crayon) with some retorts, such as:
“Pope rhymes with cope [airhorn noises]”

“Total depravity? More like… total insanity! [more airhorn noises, and then making a face at my webcam like Jim from the office]”

“You don’t like an exclusivity claim? Well, you’re exclusively lame! [you guessed it, more airhorn noises]”

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@TwiceBornSpirit Tbf, all the converts at my parish barely knows who Jay Dyer is. But I do live in Montreal and not in Murica

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@PLSSkywalker You're a disgusting human filth and may God have mercy on you

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@ThangorodrimXC As someone who lost his grandmother when my mother was only 8. I pray that they repent of such horrible acts

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@LebaneseTwerk @PLSSkywalker And you're a disgusting waste of human

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@PLSSkywalker You're a disgusting waste of human

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@ThangorodrimXC Yasser Arafat has been a complete net negative to the Palestinian cause, and I'm tired to pretend otherwise

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@allounnnn Hi I'm something silly

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

How dare Christians believe that God created everything!!!

[John Davis (Modern Parables) @jkdavis89]

You guys do realize that the belief that God created Satan is a million times worse than the idea Christ and Satan both being spirit children of God right?

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@miaphysite3 Let the catecumens be silent!

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@alqdys13839 Is God's will created?

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

I just turned 26 and I'm still a virgin, she has no excuses

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Sixty Six Men.

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@AntoniusOhii I care what a repentant sex trafficker has to say!
(I'm not saying that he is or isn't, but I do hope that he is repentant)

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

"Rather, he was declaring that God Himself is Love and Light in His relation and interaction with us. Saint Pope Athanasius the Apostolic teaches us that God is fully present in all His actions and attributes."
It's what we believe what God's uncreated energies are, His divine Hypostasis interacting with the world, as God is fully present in His love in His light (same light that he revealed on Mount Tabor), and in His grace. As He reveals Himself through His energies

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@allounnnn Well if I flirted with women the way I flirted with my homies, I'd end up in prison

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

The Venn diagram between people who think you should get fired for using the R word and people who think you should be able to euthanize your child if it has Down syndrome is almost a circle

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@IconEnjoyer Oh hello Krilin!

[Orthodox Todo @JetstreamAndrew]

@Michaeldudufudu Now all he does is argue with his fellow Orthodox Christian on whatever he debates on

[Katrina (大王）🇺🇸🇨🇳🇲🇽 @zapatas_mom]

I know trauma and nuance is lost on the incels, but oftentimes victims of abuse seek out the abusers to try to regain control. They want to rewrite what happened. Maybe if they see them again on their own terms, they can regain some power.