Thomas J Starich

In the end, everything is a gag.

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

@Victorshi2020 BREAKING: Sheep argue nonsense as ALL politicians endlessly pursue personal enrichment. Nothing will ever get better for anyone other than politicians themselves and their rich buddies. They laugh at us and clink champagne glasses as we suffer. Keep arguing sheeple, they love it!

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

Have you seen this @LastWeekTonight @iamjohnoliver ?

https://t.co/J6EBsslyYk

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

Too much for a five-cent political survey? I'm asking everyone. @LastWeekTonight @colbertlateshow @pattonoswalt @washingtonpost @Arbys

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

With #ValentinesDay tomorrow, it's important to remember that no one truly loves you and we all die alone. 😘 #blessed #noonelovesyou #valentinesday2021 #Valentines

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

Me since March 2020. #pandemiclife #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOnTwitter #Caturday

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

@EiyaWoW

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

@iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight I found something for you to dive into while in quarantine. Down the rabbit hole! I think you might enjoy it... https://t.co/OZC2BgBL9L

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

I'd like to thank the "H" in my ADHD for latching onto the #coronavirus so vehemently. For I will be wholeheartedly insane long before COVID-19 can find me.

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

I actually don't mind seeing reminders of things I've posted in the past. It has, however, forced me to realize my concept of time is atrocious.

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

Congratulations are in order to @adultswim for making it back around to the @AmericanDadTBS pilot! I am celebrating with many bowels-no-bowls!

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

All right, Google... If you're going to insist on acting like Skynet, keep this goddamn shit tight. Most people lived their entire lives never knowing they were in the Matrix.

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

Hey, does anyone know who all those emo kids grew up to become? I'm genuinely curious...

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

Ain't nuthin' like a woman with a thick accent screamin' 'bout God into a bullhorn on the side of the road near a grocery store parking lot. Give daddy some sweetness. nom nom nom

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

I smashed my finger on a Cornish hen today.

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

Either my left earbud is burning out or my left ear is. Both are equally likely.

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

Alex Jones - it's like God tried to make a person but took a shit in the road instead. @LastWeekTonight #globalists

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

Guide to a Healthier Lifestyle: Tip #168 - Understand that nothing you do will ever matter. #blessed

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

Heh :) https://t.co/isnOjAJ9SE

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

I would have starting chucking rocks at it. Shot's ruined anyway. https://t.co/VPawPikg3E

[Thomas J Starich @Jett79]

My take on The Tender Vigilante. His pockets are filled with peppermints, which he leaves behind as the only trace of his intervention. The world does indeed need his tender justice, now more than ever.... @AmericanDadTBS @SethMacFarlane