Jett Harringtons

making questionable decisions since 2008

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BREAKING: The NFL is reportedly considering a rule that would allow teams to decline a playoff spot if their starting QB is injured.

The league claims this would “protect competitive integrity.”

Per @PattySully48

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Top 5 things that ruin a desk setup

1. Glass desk
2. L Desk
3. Glass L Desk
4. Anime
5. Valorant

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Got to get this kid a high chair @DannyOC42

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Hate when I’m at a restaurant and kids are acting immature. Just throwing onion soup paper towels. @ryanstrome092

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Mfs be going to main event and getting onion soup

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BREAKING: The Jacksonville Jaguars have acquired Jordan Davis AND Jessie Bates III.

Per @PattySully48

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@PattySully48 Worst take ever ts must be bait

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how can you be gay and not know how to dress
tf were you doing in the closet this whole time

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fun fact Rosa parks husband had a car. She was only on that bus to rage bait

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i have a lot of respect for people who shut the fuck up. unfortunately i have never met one

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why are the short girls always the feistiest

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if your quarterback needs everything to go perfectly to win a game, congratulations you have a fucking game manager

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only if there was a known way to put out the fire on yourself

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i just met a guy who could lose an argument with a parking meter

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@creek_ghost Let my man coach. The big men upstairs didn't want to hire him. @WashWizards, your Brian Keefe replacement is right here.

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Don’t be scared to live in the present or you might fumble a girl and regret it in the future

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A retard in motion will go further then a genius at rest

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Hot take: the NFL Draft is just a billion-dollar guessing competition. Teams spend months interviewing players, analyzing film, and running tests just to draft a guy who throws 14 interceptions and gets benched by Thanksgiving. Your GM isn’t a genius. He’s gambling in a suit.

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i think we need a 3rd party we got no good options now adays

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First Texas turns blue. Than they changed it to 34 weeks

#slowlylosingamerica

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@PattySully48 #restoreamerica