Jett Depp

I am the sexiest man alive...

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

Lol... "The roof is not my son, but I'll raise it!" -@haleypointer

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@haleypointer thinks she can pretend to be me on Twitter... https://t.co/PDutTi7c88

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

How good looking am I?

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

Call me the magic school bus. Cuz the wheels on this bus are goin round and round beotch!

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

That moment when u realize u should've put me in instead of Enroth. I would've stopped that Gerber looking baby Perry

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

I like to hold grudges. Especially stupid ones

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

I'm the type of guy who will call you in the middle of the night, wake you up, and then hang up when you say hello. Why? Because I can....

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

Someone asked me on a coffee date... I ain't about dat lyfe... I'm more of a fruit loop, choco chip waffle, and orange Tang kinda guy mate!

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

I just walked into Home Depot and the lady at the front told me I look like a celebrity... Well duh, I am a celebrity!!!

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

I only look sexy on days that end in Y

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

Not better than me that's fasho! http://t.co/wWPX9iIAME

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

I make a mean bowl of fruit loops #fruitytootie

[Jett Depp @JettSalinas]

Brandon-"you look good today bro"
Pshh...I look good every day homie

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Was having a terrible morning until I looked in the mirror ☺

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Smitty has to wait in line when we go out... I on the other hand don't have to. Why? Just look at me!

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How do I get this shit verified?!?