jette

if there’s one quality I hate in a person it’s lingering

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

How egocentric of us to think that Space Aliens, who have mastered interstellar travel across the Galaxy, would give a shit about humans on Earth.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

This just won the internet

[illegally blonde @edmphobia]

During lecture the professor asked if anyone knew what the current street price was for extasy and this kid immediately rose his hand was like “it costs about $30-$35 per pill depending who you get it from” my dude... I have never heard of someone getting scammed so hard lolol

[jette @jettttee]

Your soulmate will be the stranger that you recognize
#readthatagain

[jette @jettttee]

@praise_seitan LOL rebelution 😅

[jette @jettttee]

I can’t see and I can’t feel my feet

[jette @jettttee]

Didn’t mollie have a bad trip last time like she thought she was stuck in a cartoon or something

[jette @jettttee]

#Area51storm

[GORDY @GORDYLAND]

run me over with a bus

[jette @jettttee]

@clancelottt LOL

[Ciece ⭐️ @sassyreigns]

trying to fucking steer on Mario kart

[jette @jettttee]

@quna_matata Dude yesssss same

[jette @jettttee]

“Idk what fucked up shit you got goin inside your head but I can tell you drug shit ain’t the answer”

Hands down the realest quote from the entire series. #Euphoria

[jette @jettttee]

Praise Allah for keepin me awake man

[~ Tabibito 🌸💚💜 @rurusantos08_]

What a time to be alive, witnessing this on twitter 😂😂 #Area51storm

[sweet mama makhani @tayloramcd]

Idk where I thought baby snails come from but it wasn’t this

[jette @jettttee]

If ya not gonna show up don’t say ya gonna show up

[Satan @s8n]

Can y’all stop being dumb bitches for one damn day

[jette @jettttee]

@quna_matata PURGE