Anil Jethiji

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Is it a King’s Speech this year or do we get one final “if you’re watching this, it means I’m gone” tape

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

These are outstanding! 😂👏

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce.

[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Oh. Hello! Is it 2018 again!?! @England #WC2022

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

This is amazing! 😂🎶

[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Dear @FIFAcom I think your graphic for WC group C is the wrong way round! 😱. Thank you!

[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Checkout my predictions! https://t.co/2fNdnvJP6J

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

I think it's disgraceful what Ronaldo has done...

Talking to Piers Morgan

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Am going to triple-captain Rishi Sunak for next week's Fantasy Cabinet League.

[Ivan Toney @ivantoney24]

I wasn’t even going to post this but I woke up angry…

[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Day 8, Magic Kingdom, FL. Finishing off MK with all the rides and shows for the little uns nothing really terrible but they love it. Rain and thunderstorms like you’ve never seen, just about drove home in ridiculous weather conditions.

[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Day 7, Volcano Bay, FL. Nearly drowned in the Fearless River Rapids 🙄. Quieter than Disney but the wave pool is nowhere near as good. Also very strict on life jackets. Cheesecake Factory for dinner was brilliant (massive portions). Ended the night with Magic Kingdom fireworks 💥

[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Day 6, Epcot, FL. Guardians of the Galaxy ride. Kenyan shrimp. World festival. Fireworks. NO RAIN. Shattered.

[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Day 5, Animal Kingdom, FL. So much to see but only one adult coaster, which is decent. Avatar and the Gorillas are brilliant. Overheard a dad “Hey, how much is this replica of a Screaming Banshee? That sir is… $310” Dad to son “Absolutely no way bud. Not happening. Nope” 🤣

[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Day 4, Hollywood Studios. Hol-e-woooood Baby! The Mecca for movie fans. Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge is perfectly recreated. Also every employee is in character ALL. THE. TIME. Asked a guy who a Star Wars character was and the disgust face told me to hang my head in shame.

[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Day 3, Typhoon Lagoon, FL. That Wave Pool wave is something else. Water Park rides are not for me so Lazy River is where I’m at.

[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Day 2, Universal World, FL. So much nicer and enjoyable than Disney. Also, it RAINS in Orlando!

[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Day 1 of Disney World, FL. Everything costs a lot, kids want everything!

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[Anil Jethiji @Jetz]

Man Utd v Liverpool tomorrow, 19th v 15th, what a.. spectacle?