Scooby Quotes

Things Sam Jevans says.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Time for another #KenOnTheCourse! What's the latest, Ken?

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"I don't like virgins... I have to clean my bed sheets more often"

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"What are her nipples like?"

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*playing the frog jumps in the pond* 1st person "the" Scooby "dog"

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"These Capri suns are coming out of me like lava"

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"I feel like I've just eaten 7 balloons"

[Alistair @ZefferttTweets]

@JevansQuote "she was so wet it was dribbling down her leg"

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"She's got nice elbows"

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"I would shag the absoloute fuck out of her, safety"

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"I'm not drinking on the away bus"

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"I was only able to shit out 1 chicken goujon's worth of poo"

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"I like fish, but I don't like fishy fish because it tastes like the sea"