Jewbert Davis

My name is Jewbert Davis and i’m a Tar Heel. King doucher and proud attendee of a wine and cheese school (satire, burner account w multiple owners)

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Women are like parlays to me. I throw money at em but never seem to hit

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Is Jewbert not welcome here?

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@s1ut4sheriffs Great

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If 1 more person asks me “how was your summer?” and I have to give them the same response I gave 30 people last night, I’m going to kms

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@larrydavidburn Larry,
Had a great summer. Travelled with my family in Europe then took some classes in London. Hope you’re well!
Jewb

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@c0ldslaw No King’s Restaurant or Wilbur’s is criminal work

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@SonOfODell Though I’m not a fan of Dookies, as a current student and someone’s who’s spoken with Chancellor Roberts firsthand, he’s an excellent pick and is well-liked here.

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@DanGreenMN Go into a gas station and film the price of zyns. That’s pretty damn scary

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@s1ut4sheriffs This song fucks

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All moved in! Rate the new setup

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@mickmami Apparently, I’m a virgin. God bless!

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I am NEVER going back to the strip club in Havelock, NC. Now I understand why the lap dances were $5

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@chubbledouble34 Jewbert approves

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@jugboij Classic

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“Bro should we cop ket or bag?”

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#WhiteBoyWednesday @Wimbledon
Cheering on my boy, Taylor Fritz! Beat this fascist, Musetti!!

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@mttlnrd @PackofWolves26 No need. My yacht and villa in the South of France are next on the agenda. Let’s coordinate a UNC-state yacht party in the Mediterranean. CBTM

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“UNC is a Wine and Cheese school”

haha yeah. fuck you, broke boy

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@mttlnrd @PackofWolves26 Lmao you right. I would’ve ordered more but I had to hustle to meet the boys back at the 5-star hotel we’re staying at in Barcelona so we had time to get ready for our VIP table at the club. You’re right though, we are not the same. Go Heels!

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Absolutely obliterated the toilet at the local coffee shop near my flat. Take that, England!