I Love Boosters was awesome and hilarious. Very hopeful, fun, wacky, and bursting with color. Easily one of the best I’ve seen this year and Lakeith Stanfield’s bit about being in a target and wondering wtf he was doing there had me rolling
Me to one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen: “how long do you think it would take you to learn how to drive stick?”
Her: “Your face is so asymmetrical”
An unenthusiastic Benny Safdie in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer: “I’m Bowser Junior”
Been answering questions in stupider and stupider ways as of late like
“What do you do for work?”
“Not enough”
“What do you like to do for fun?”
“Too much, it’s getting scary”
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
“Probably the mirror or a pond”
Why does every tech company want my data? It’s bad data, it literally sucks and you’re gonna hate it I promise you. No one likes my data, my computer and phone yell at me everyday bc the data they collect is so ass pls leave me alone