Jez Osbourne

pioneering beats and breaks monster, basically the next prodigy, like the band but also like the word

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just made a coffee that tastes of chinese. weird

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@markcorrigan right i don't owe you £50 because i never planned to lose the bet about the end of the world so didn't budget for it

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the best way to delete iphone apps is to pretend you're alan sugar and fire them.

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@BBC_Future its a photoshop, I can see the pixels

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@TimmyLateNight @aplusk @bigsuze what

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brits don't need a stupid 4/20 date to smoke weed

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dear twitter, im out of loo roll. you know where i am

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wanking just to keep my hands warm

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with age comes special shampoo

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mades some cakes. one for every conquest. don't ask about no. 12 http://t.co/P3ky04CG

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the king of limbs = treefingers: the album

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Get excited: Complete box set of Peep Show Series 1-7 on DVD available NOW! RT if you love Peep Show http://t.co/4aLnYcS

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ooooo

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spilt soup on the remote, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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fukk this game is scary. headphones only, video game without video in the afterlife http://bit.ly/papasangre

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@thesuperhans yep. #peepshow

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@markcorrigan all the best in there corrigan #peepshow

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what is soph on about? ive put my whole hand in her before. hope she didnt complain to mark bout that one #peepshow

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the shout call this the 'shouty ward'. sounds more fun than it is actually #peepshow

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the hand steralising stuff here tastes rough #peepshow