Jack

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Iván Herrera - St. Louis Cardinals (16) 2-run 443 feet
+500

[Jack @JFAICTKZ]

@AlexEliasof @CodifyBaseball 👁️🧿

[Jack @JFAICTKZ]

@AlexEliasof Immediately what came to mind. I feel like this was everyone’s first showdown card.

[Jack @JFAICTKZ]

@birbigs Thank you Pfor all your hard work.

[Jack @JFAICTKZ]

@AlexEliasof I don’t know, Al ask a.

[Jack @JFAICTKZ]

@mikereils @ToneDigz False advertising. Not fraud!

[Jack @JFAICTKZ]

@AlexEliasof Did some plaster just fall on my head?

[Jack @JFAICTKZ]

@AlexEliasof One of the top replies to Passan’s tweet is the idea of calling them the ex-rays. So I’m sold on this idea completely now

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Curly Fry Inventor Strikes Out With Curly Veal https://t.co/m0Xsn7y5zL

[Jack @JFAICTKZ]

@AlexEliasof @TwitterMoments Haha! Cool, I’ll ask my mom if that’s ok. She can drive us this time.

[Jack @JFAICTKZ]

@AlexEliasof I agree :)

[Brett Kavanagh @Brett_Kavanagh]

This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

WATCH OUT SQUIRREL.

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

Builder: So how big do you want the trench that leads to the weak spot on your Death Star?
Vader: How wide is an X-wing?
Builder: About 30ft?
Vader: A bit bigger than that

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin'

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[orders a milkshake with two straws but both are for me]
date: you're gonna get a headache again

[Jack @JFAICTKZ]

@AlexEliasof A strange variation on the Puka dog!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Coworker Who Went To Gym This Morning A Chipper Little Fucker https://t.co/hWNXA0I8Cq