Joseph

I make ice cream disappear, what’s your super power?

[Joseph @JFasl]

Funkhouser! He knowingly served us penis!! RIP Marty.

[Matt Wilstein @mattwilstein]

Goodbye Bob Einstein (aka Marty Funkhouser) and thank you for this joke. "I like that guy."

[Joseph @JFasl]

@GoldenOne1980 @AaronParnas You used an AI image with a vehicle driving on water as your “more accurate” representation?

I for one hope the new reflecting pool looks great - but the test won’t be when it opens, it will be 6 months, 12 months, 18 months later.

[Joseph @JFasl]

Imagine ordering a @difara pizza from @wonder and this is what’s in the box. Somebody should be arrested for claiming this is difara. Domenico must be rolling in his grave.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@cmb3141526496 @AlecLace What do you mean it looks amazing? It’s not done. And it’s nowhere near 2 million.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@LucasSa56947288 Why would Jesus do that to a doctor??

[Joseph @JFasl]

@waj4422 @ClassyDuckFan @IsaacPunts To have fun while playing a sport?

[Joseph @JFasl]

@0liviajulianna @PamBondi She and everyone else in his Cabinet will be pardoned before he leaves office. Biden has already set the precedent of issuing preemptive pardons on the way out. That will become the new normal in our federal government.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@johnrich Stop being a hypocrite John. If you’re so principled, don’t watch it at all.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@LongIslandAudit @teslaownersSV @elonmusk Elons defense is he never went to the island.

The emails show the only reason he didn’t was because Epstein didn’t want him there.

Elon was begging to go.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@MrAndyNgo Calling that “violently resisting” is a farce. At best you have passive resistance.

Hopefully there is footage that shows exactly what happened with his firearm, which was legally owned and possessed. So unless he was pulling it on the officers, it’s his 2A right to carry.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@JohnDMacari @emantk7 @NYPD122Pct Such a lie. You just assumed it was an NYPD Sergeant in your blast first, ask questions later style and look foolish.

You wouldn’t have also tagged the 122, NYPD, and NYPD PC if you recognized this wasn’t even the NYPD. You would have tagged the correct Agency,

[Joseph @JFasl]

@Michael_Mayn @Neros_sis @elonmusk Raw number is not how you do crime statistics. You have to use per capita.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@tedcruz @NFL It will work out fine. You all threatened to leave years ago, and you’re still here, watching every game.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@jdharm So a big fake media blitz to try to stir up listeners at the end of his contract - got it.

I’ll keep listening to the entertaining podcasts that don’t have door knocking, and lame impressions.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@Rick90082603 @JohnDMacari @NYCMayor @TheFinestCast Split vote doesn’t matter with rank choice.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@DNIGabbard about this …..

[Joseph @JFasl]

@JoeBorelliNYC @elonmusk I suppose this is why the GOP has been so inept in NYC - you list coffee w/ a colleague as an accomplishment.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@JoeBorelliNYC @elonmusk The email asked for 5 accomplishments. You didn’t list a single accomplishment, you listed tasks.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@stoolpresidente The smart money is likely on ‘draw’ and bet that it’s a fake fight that was rigged from the start.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@Drweloveu What part of that video allows you to make the statement that he “wasn’t paying much attention to the road when the crash happened.”?! Nothing about that video even comes close to backing up your statement.

[Joseph @JFasl]

@stoolpresidente What’s the @TheSavBananas ruling on this one?