Jonathan Cooke

Tenor. Professional noise-maker.
Limericks and sitcom references. Football, mainly Liverpool.
Husband, baby-daddy and dog stepdad with wonderful @Fizzbuckland

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I'm going to try one a day, all year.
I'll share videos of approx. 5 minutes or less.
Funny or sad, beautiful or silly - #yearofloveliness
Please help by suggesting videos to me.
Retweet and spread the word.
I'll start with this stunner

#lifeofloveliness

https://t.co/QXWCOW9OpC

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@anon_opin Or abandon FPTP

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@anon_opin Relics of a happier era.

It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times

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@anon_opin With me it's usually due to a spelling or grammatical error because I'm badass

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@anon_opin Until 25th December it's reasonable to have a cupboard that your SO can't look in because it's where you keep the presents! So just over a week of real jeopardy.

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Whenever a faithful brings up 'evidence'
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

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@VelvetyMole @anon_opin I don't know who you're talking about, but he hasn't been cancelled for being a comedian, he's been cancelled for being a transphobic bully.

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So thank you for that, and Cheap Flights, and the Christmas song, and Getting It, and everything else!

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@DillieKeane

I saw Fascinating Aida live in Theatr Clwyd in maybe 1999, I was quite young and a lot went over my head, but I thought you were all wonderful.

I love your comic songs, but occasionally One More Campaign comes up on my playlist, I think it's an extraordinary song.

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@anon_opin It doesn't seem that people think it's scary. People seem to think it's useful, or funny and harmless. Makes me so nervous

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@TheTiz5151 @No_to_wokery @fesshole Is a woman - divorcee

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@WendyFl91774964 @gavinesler Hi Wendy, I knew a Thomas Fl91774964 at school. You guys must be related, right?

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@RKHodkinson @anon_opin 'Is that allowed in here?'

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@meenamtj @BaselessFabric @_peteredge @AbigailKellySop I love this so much - and they've given us hair @_peteredge !!!

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@anon_opin How dare they butcher our language!

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@wcornwallpasty what is this?😡

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@fesshole Throw in the odd bottle of Rattler and you're there

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@fesshole Fun story for the wedding reception!

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@OlsterB @anon_opin

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@FinishMyJoke One's a flock of bats. Can't think of the other

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@FinishMyJoke Tarzipan